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February 8th, 2018, 12:36 pm

Because we love a healthney snack... All Royals lost, poor [mention]MartinE[/mention] just broke both legs doing the Ariana stool challenge etc.

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Amerikkka's Favorite Protein Bar leads the charge in Quest's mission to put an end to the fat epidemic. Every delicious Quest Bar flavor has 20-21 grams of protein and plenty of fiber without a lot of unnecessary ingredients or extra carbs. All Quest Bars are gluten and soy free, and contain no added sugar. Quest Bars are helping us inspire a global #CheatClean revolution, reframing the conversation around nutrition. This is the bar that promises food can taste as good as it is good for you. With Quest Bars, you can eat toward your goals and love every bite along the way!

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[mention]WalkAway[/mention] as Cookie Dough
It's like sneaking a spoonful of cookie dough straight from the bowl. But no need to sneak when your #CheatClean treat has 4g net carbs* and a whopping 21g of protein! Don’t eat these without a dietary babysitter standing nearby to slap your hand with a wooden spoon when you reach for another. No one wants a cement brick in her or his belly.


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[mention]Razzi X[/mention] as White Chocolate Raspberry
Quest Nutrition absolutely crushes chocolate flavors, and it does so seemingly by solely using fiber (this isn’t true, but it’s fun to imagine). This White Chocolate Raspberry is much better than a lot of the other bars, but the fruity aspect still has a certain mouthy, fake taste to it which we'll tolerate because this bar is still a harmonious blend of rich white chocolate chunks and succulent raspberries gives you the ultimate flavor celebration packed with protein!


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[mention]R0K[/mention] as Strawberry Cheesecake
Sometimes it tastes better than other times, and we’re just not sure why gol.


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[mention]dinvy[/mention] as Slaynamon Roll
This does not taste like a cinnamon roll. Rather, it tastes like a slightly gritty, delicious, cinnamon nutrition rod. Still delish tho! Enjoy with a tall glass of Melanie Martinez' [mention]~crybaby~[/mention] milk!


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[mention]Janelle[/mention] as Birthday Cake
Tastes like a combo of flour, nothing, and erythritol but we love ha anyway!


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[mention]FranzJoseph[/mention] as Peanut Butter & Jelly
If you’re a peanut butter and jelly nut like some of us are, then you’re familiar with the way a fake PB & J protein bar tastes. This tastes just like that, but with the added benefit of 20-odd grams of protein and a bunch of fiber. Shart a bit!


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[mention]Crystal[/mention] as Blueberry Muffin
For years, streusel-topped, buttery blueberry muffins have been calling out to you in the latte line. Take a bite out of your urges with the [mention]blu[/mention]eberry Muffin Quest Bar, full of succulent berries and chewy cobbler inclusions.


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[mention]Watson[/mention] as Rocky Road
We’ve gone nuts! (and marshmallows, and chocolate!) Relive the chewy, chunky goodness of your favorite childhood ice cream flavor, one protein-packed bite at a time. If you like chocolate, eat this, and don’t be afraid to pop it in the microwave for a warm, soft treat.


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[mention]London.[/mention] as Mint Chocolate Chunk
Irresistible mint and decadent chocolate finally meet in the latest protein-packed Quest Bar! Très yummy. Definitely a top [mention]sixx[/mention] flavor and *perfect.rar* for any corrupt occasioney.


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[mention]Music[/mention] as S'mores
Toasty-sweet marshmallow, rich chocolate and crisp graham cracker layered together in this melt-in-your-mouth, campfire classique! Much like the Cinnamon Roll bar, this tastes nothing like any s’mores we’ve ever had, but that doesn’t mean it’s not good. You may get a slight marshmallowy flavor on the back of the tongue, but, mostly, you’ll enjoy the smooth flavors of graham cracker and chocolate.


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[mention]NIGHTMARE[/mention] as Banana Nut Muffin
This one really does taste like a naughty treat. For some reason, it feels like it should be made out of tightly compacted muffins, solidified into bar form after being shoved through two closely-spaced fence pickets. Spot on, Quest.


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[mention]AintNoOtherMe[/mention] as Pumkin Pie
Discontinued and yet so delicious.....we miss you babe.


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[mention]fighter[/mention] as Vanilla Almond Crunch
Ever have a bisque ice cream? It has that strangely enjoyable, anonymously sourced, pearly pink bathroom soap taste that you sometimes get when biting into an almond. If you’re as into that as we are, this bar is *foryou.mp3*


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[mention]BYC[/mention] as Apple Pie
OK the real freeze-dried apple inclusions makes this is a really great take on apple pie! Although there’s a certain gritty synthetic aspect to the base in it that results in its stance near the bottom of the pack, SNS.


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[mention]Miguel[/mention] as Coconut Cashew
Coconut and cashew alike have distinct flavors. We’d never mixed them before having this Quest Bar flavor, but trust us: It works.


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[mention]Kitana[/mention] as Cookies & Creme
Cookies & Creme is sort of misleading. We’d like to rename this “Healthy Oreo Delight (feat. Xtuna, Demi Lovato, Becky G, Cardi B, Sia, P!nk, and Janelle Monae)” Enjoy with caution, because one leads to two and two leads to, well, probably just two. Any more than two Quest Bars in one sitting will leave your stomach feeling like it has a cement brick housed inside of it. We know from experience. You'll be sharting violently -- but worth it tbh.


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February 8th, 2018, 12:47 pm

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February 8th, 2018, 12:49 pm

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February 8th, 2018, 12:50 pm

Wait at there being Blueberry Muffin and Mint Choc Chip flavors omg :shook: Also never have used Quests so what's the scoop? Your descriptions make me think eating one will put your stomach out of commission for 24 hours :rip:
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February 8th, 2018, 12:57 pm

Choking at everyone saying Quest changed their forumulas and now they are shit. Not to mention the too much fiber horror stories :rip:
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February 8th, 2018, 1:03 pm

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February 8th, 2018, 12:50 pm
Wait at there being Blueberry Muffin and Mint Choc Chip flavors omg :shook: Also never have used Quests so what's the scoop? Your descriptions make me think eating one will put your stomach out of commission for 24 hours :rip:
They're a good tasting low carb protein bar, or at least better than ugleE competitor bars. Most kinda have a chewy texture and you can even microwave / make recipes out of them :rip: Toggle between sampling different flavors until you find your top two or three. Kinda weird getting accustomed to at first, but oddly satisfying / addictive the more you consume. Makes for a qt post-workout or in-between meals snack, or faux-dessert. I wouldn't eat more than 1 per day tho since they are very fibrous :ziggy: :funny:



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February 8th, 2018, 1:05 pm

I'm tasty and rich in proteins

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February 8th, 2018, 1:07 pm

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February 8th, 2018, 1:08 pm

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Macklemore = insta Nexted
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February 8th, 2018, 1:10 pm

WalkAway wrote:
February 8th, 2018, 1:08 pm
Razzi X wrote:
February 8th, 2018, 1:07 pm
Macklemore = insta Nexted
You're not even semi-here for Jess Winne? :shook:
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February 8th, 2018, 1:16 pm

Quests products taste like shEt
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February 8th, 2018, 1:20 pm

Razzi X wrote:
February 8th, 2018, 1:10 pm
WalkAway wrote:
February 8th, 2018, 1:08 pm
Macklemore = insta Nexted
You're not even semi-here for Jess Winne? :shook:
I am but not this collab! Her new single is soon soon apparently.
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February 8th, 2018, 1:21 pm

I love blueberry muffins!
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February 8th, 2018, 1:37 pm

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February 8th, 2018, 1:38 pm

D'Avi wrote:
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Quests products taste like shEt
And that's why you are uglEE.

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February 8th, 2018, 1:40 pm

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[mention]R0K[/mention] :funny:

https://www.muscleandfitness.com/muscle ... quest-bars

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How did you find this?! :rip: !!
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February 8th, 2018, 1:42 pm

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Cute edition, Raz!
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February 8th, 2018, 1:42 pm

R0K wrote:
February 8th, 2018, 1:38 pm
D'Avi wrote:
February 8th, 2018, 1:16 pm
Quests products taste like shEt
And that's why you are uglEE.

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Am krrute and got body.

You ain’t the only body AB enjoys :icant:
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February 8th, 2018, 2:04 pm

There are so many flavors I have yet to try. They have such a wide variety, slay!! I really want to try the Mixed Berry Bliss flavor. I am intrigued.

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February 8th, 2018, 2:18 pm

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February 8th, 2018, 2:23 pm

R0K wrote:
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There are so many flavors I have yet to try. They have such a wide variety, slay!! I really want to try the Mixed Berry Bliss flavor. I am intrigued.

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Are we still talking about Quest bars gol?
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February 8th, 2018, 2:29 pm

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OMG! This movie! :funny:
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February 8th, 2018, 2:42 pm

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February 8th, 2018, 3:20 pm

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So, after eating the OP, we're all sharting? :funny:
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February 8th, 2018, 3:33 pm

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February 8th, 2018, 7:41 pm

OMG, Britney work out listening her anthem Get Naked, just like me!! #LEGENDS

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February 8th, 2018, 7:44 pm

I have a story to tell featuring Greek Stud from this past (Remember)December.mp3 that is pretty damn entertaining ngl. Features Kim K. & Iggy injectable butts.

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Stay tuned [mention]WalkAway[/mention]
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February 8th, 2018, 7:57 pm

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February 8th, 2018, 9:06 pm

I was just looking for some real friends. All [mention]R0K[/mention] ever did was let me down.

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February 8th, 2018, 9:10 pm

London. wrote:
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I was just looking for some real friends. All [mention]R0K[/mention] ever did was let me down.

:shook: Slaymila coming through with the Lowkey bop
She Loves [mention]Kunst[/mention]roll >>>
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