Because we love a healthney snack... All Royals lost, poor @MartinE just broke both legs doing the Ariana stool challenge etc.
Amerikkka's Favorite Protein Bar leads the charge in Quest's mission to put an end to the fat epidemic. Every delicious Quest Bar flavor has 20-21 grams of protein and plenty of fiber without a lot of unnecessary ingredients or extra carbs. All Quest Bars are gluten and soy free, and contain no added sugar. Quest Bars are helping us inspire a global #CheatClean revolution, reframing the conversation around nutrition. This is the bar that promises food can taste as good as it is good for you. With Quest Bars, you can eat toward your goals and love every bite along the way!
@WalkAway as Cookie Dough
It's like sneaking a spoonful of cookie dough straight from the bowl. But no need to sneak when your #CheatClean treat has 4g net carbs* and a whopping 21g of protein! Don’t eat these without a dietary babysitter standing nearby to slap your hand with a wooden spoon when you reach for another. No one wants a cement brick in her or his belly.
@Razzi X as White Chocolate Raspberry
Quest Nutrition absolutely crushes chocolate flavors, and it does so seemingly by solely using fiber (this isn’t true, but it’s fun to imagine). This White Chocolate Raspberry is much better than a lot of the other bars, but the fruity aspect still has a certain mouthy, fake taste to it which we'll tolerate because this bar is still a harmonious blend of rich white chocolate chunks and succulent raspberries gives you the ultimate flavor celebration packed with protein!
@R0K as Strawberry Cheesecake
Sometimes it tastes better than other times, and we’re just not sure why gol.
@dinvy as Slaynamon Roll
This does not taste like a cinnamon roll. Rather, it tastes like a slightly gritty, delicious, cinnamon nutrition rod. Still delish tho! Enjoy with a tall glass of Melanie Martinez' @~crybaby~ milk!
@Janelle as Birthday Cake
Tastes like a combo of flour, nothing, and erythritol but we love ha anyway!
@FranzJoseph as Peanut Butter & Jelly
If you’re a peanut butter and jelly nut like some of us are, then you’re familiar with the way a fake PB & J protein bar tastes. This tastes just like that, but with the added benefit of 20-odd grams of protein and a bunch of fiber. Shart a bit!
@Crystal as Blueberry Muffin
For years, streusel-topped, buttery blueberry muffins have been calling out to you in the latte line. Take a bite out of your urges with the @blueberry Muffin Quest Bar, full of succulent berries and chewy cobbler inclusions.
@Watson as Rocky Road
We’ve gone nuts! (and marshmallows, and chocolate!) Relive the chewy, chunky goodness of your favorite childhood ice cream flavor, one protein-packed bite at a time. If you like chocolate, eat this, and don’t be afraid to pop it in the microwave for a warm, soft treat.
@London. as Mint Chocolate Chunk
Irresistible mint and decadent chocolate finally meet in the latest protein-packed Quest Bar! Très yummy. Definitely a top @sixx flavor and *perfect.rar* for any corrupt occasioney.
@Music as S'mores
Toasty-sweet marshmallow, rich chocolate and crisp graham cracker layered together in this melt-in-your-mouth, campfire classique! Much like the Cinnamon Roll bar, this tastes nothing like any s’mores we’ve ever had, but that doesn’t mean it’s not good. You may get a slight marshmallowy flavor on the back of the tongue, but, mostly, you’ll enjoy the smooth flavors of graham cracker and chocolate.
@NIGHTMARE as Banana Nut Muffin
This one really does taste like a naughty treat. For some reason, it feels like it should be made out of tightly compacted muffins, solidified into bar form after being shoved through two closely-spaced fence pickets. Spot on, Quest.
@AintNoOtherMe as Pumkin Pie
Discontinued and yet so delicious.....we miss you babe.
@fighter as Vanilla Almond Crunch
Ever have a bisque ice cream? It has that strangely enjoyable, anonymously sourced, pearly pink bathroom soap taste that you sometimes get when biting into an almond. If you’re as into that as we are, this bar is *foryou.mp3*
@BYC as Apple Pie
OK the real freeze-dried apple inclusions makes this is a really great take on apple pie! Although there’s a certain gritty synthetic aspect to the base in it that results in its stance near the bottom of the pack, SNS.
@Miguel as Coconut Cashew
Coconut and cashew alike have distinct flavors. We’d never mixed them before having this Quest Bar flavor, but trust us: It works.
@Kitana as Cookies & Creme
Cookies & Creme is sort of misleading. We’d like to rename this “Healthy Oreo Delight (feat. Xtuna, Demi Lovato, Becky G, Cardi B, Sia, P!nk, and Janelle Monae)” Enjoy with caution, because one leads to two and two leads to, well, probably just two. Any more than two Quest Bars in one sitting will leave your stomach feeling like it has a cement brick housed inside of it. We know from experience. You'll be sharting violently -- but worth it tbh.
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Wait at there being Blueberry Muffin and Mint Choc Chip flavors omg Also never have used Quests so what's the scoop? Your descriptions make me think eating one will put your stomach out of commission for 24 hours
Wait at there being Blueberry Muffin and Mint Choc Chip flavors omg Also never have used Quests so what's the scoop? Your descriptions make me think eating one will put your stomach out of commission for 24 hours
They're a good tasting low carb protein bar, or at least better than ugleE competitor bars. Most kinda have a chewy texture and you can even microwave / make recipes out of them Toggle between sampling different flavors until you find your top two or three. Kinda weird getting accustomed to at first, but oddly satisfying / addictive the more you consume. Makes for a qt post-workout or in-between meals snack, or faux-dessert. I wouldn't eat more than 1 per day tho since they are very fibrous
GOL / G.O.L.[gee-oh-el or, often, gol]Gagging out loud; Giggling out loud: used as a response to something funny or throw the slightest of shade to a rather dull comment.
GOL / G.O.L.[gee-oh-el or, often, gol]Gagging out loud; Giggling out loud: used as a response to something funny or throw the slightest of shade to a rather dull comment.
I have a story to tell featuring Greek Stud from this past (Remember)December.mp3 that is pretty damn entertaining ngl. Features Kim K. & Iggy injectable butts.
Stay tuned @WalkAway
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