The Official URBAN Thread #27: The Sick of Sittin' Edition

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The 27th Urban Thread

The S.o.S. Edition


Featuring the Urban Girl Squad Members

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In this edition, we see the Urban Squad in various states of stagnation in which they become sick of! Watch as each urban girl breaks free from a seat and pop their metaphorical chains.

[mention]DQC[/mention]
as Bootz, sick of sittin' and answering mess!

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[mention]BYC[/mention]
as Tracy Braxton sick of sittin' and grabbin' ha purse!

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[mention]London.[/mention]
as Annalise Keating sick of sittin' and listening to Bullshit!

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[mention]D'Avi[/mention]
as RuPaul sick of sittin' and sashaying away!

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[mention]The Mack.[/mention]
as Lebron James, sick of sittin' in ha feelings and exiting stage left!

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[mention]Silence.[/mention]
as Porsha Williams, sick of sittin' around messy bitches and not knocking their teeth in!

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[mention]Jimmyboy[/mention]
as Dave Chapelle sick of sittin' while high on crack

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[mention]THE BUNIFAH[/mention]
as Christina, sick of sittin' in promo chairs.

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[mention]NewAgenda[/mention]
as Joanne The Scammer, sick of sittin' while she commits credit card fraud.

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[mention]jorge.[/mention]
as Tanisha from Bad Girls Club, sick of sittin' while x.Red implodes....DAILY!

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[mention]Martiney[/mention]
as Shaq, sick of sittin' while Oreos await in the next room.

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[mention]Sam[/mention]
as New York, sick of sittin' on Flavor Flav's shriveled peen.

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[mention]xtuna[/mention]
as Miss Juicy, sick of sittin' when she could be winding to Pipe!

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[mention]SuperG[/mention]
as Nene Leakes, sick of sittin' in the Ghetto!

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[mention]Lydekane[/mention]
as Mama Joyce, sick of sittin' in the hospital bed.

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We been working TOO HARD to not be livin'
We sick of sittin'!!!


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August 8th, 2018, 11:00 am

I legit screamed. I love it sis.
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August 8th, 2018, 11:01 am

:rip:

I love Dave so I’m good!
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August 8th, 2018, 11:07 am

I AM FUCKING HOWLING AT WORK!!!

FUCK LONDON IF I GET FIRED.


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August 8th, 2018, 11:09 am

D'Avi wrote:
August 8th, 2018, 11:07 am
I AM FUCKING HOWLING AT WORK!!!

FUCK LONDON IF I GET FIRED.


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I just wanted it to be perfect for you, for me.
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August 8th, 2018, 11:10 am

This was great use to an otherwise shitty song. This is my favorite thread from you sis.
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August 8th, 2018, 11:14 am

DQC wrote:
August 8th, 2018, 11:10 am
This was great use to an otherwise shitty song. This is my favorite thread from you sis.

You’re DisgustEng.
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August 8th, 2018, 11:15 am

DQC wrote:
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This was great use to an otherwise shitty song. This is my favorite thread from you sis.

Thanks, babe! I thought it would make a funny twist on the song. But don't shade God of Sittin' tho. :ziggy:
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August 8th, 2018, 11:16 am

DQC wrote:
August 8th, 2018, 11:10 am
This was great use to an otherwise shitty song. This is my favorite thread from you sis.
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August 8th, 2018, 11:18 am

London. wrote:
August 8th, 2018, 10:55 am
as Tanisha from Bad Girls Club, sick of sittin' while x.Red implodes....DAILY!

TRULY, it's like you were recording me.
I just kept hoping, I just kept hoping
The way would become clear
I spent all this time tryna play now
I found my way here
See, I've been having me a real hard time

But it feels so nice to know I'm gonna be alright
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August 8th, 2018, 11:19 am

jorge. wrote:
August 8th, 2018, 11:18 am
London. wrote:
August 8th, 2018, 10:55 am
as Tanisha from Bad Girls Club, sick of sittin' while x.Red implodes....DAILY!

TRULY, it's like you were recording me.

LMAO! Immediateney thought of you when I saw that one. :roll:
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August 8th, 2018, 11:21 am

Great job, sis :kiss:
If you think you gon' slanderize my name
You done lost your mind
I ain't got time for all these games
Bitch!
you got the wrong bitch
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August 8th, 2018, 11:26 am

Jimmyboy wrote:
August 8th, 2018, 11:16 am
DQC wrote:
August 8th, 2018, 11:10 am
This was great use to an otherwise shitty song. This is my favorite thread from you sis.
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Naw boo, I'm good. :summer:


D'Avi wrote:
August 8th, 2018, 11:14 am
DQC wrote:
August 8th, 2018, 11:10 am
This was great use to an otherwise shitty song. This is my favorite thread from you sis.

You’re DisgustEng.

Oh.

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August 8th, 2018, 11:28 am

I’m the drunk auntie in the back enjoying her cup of ramen noodles.


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August 8th, 2018, 11:29 am

Oh!!!
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Inside on my own mind I believed in my own lies. I'm facing the mirror...
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August 8th, 2018, 11:50 am

Sister! I hollered! :rip: :funny:
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August 8th, 2018, 11:54 am

DQC wrote:
August 8th, 2018, 11:28 am
I’m the drunk auntie in the back enjoying her cup of ramen noodles.



Rotf :rip:
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August 8th, 2018, 11:54 am

But I'm still not done with you about this dinner and pool party, Miss [mention]London.[/mention] I swear, y'all young ladies don't know how to truly mess. Please at least tell me you're doing squats all week to make sure your ass will look amazing in the mesh thong on Saturday?

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August 8th, 2018, 11:57 am

Funny thread sis. Great job!
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August 8th, 2018, 11:58 am

Jimmyboy wrote:
August 8th, 2018, 11:54 am
DQC wrote:
August 8th, 2018, 11:28 am
I’m the drunk auntie in the back enjoying her cup of ramen noodles.



Rotf :rip:

Missy loved it. She posted it on her Instagram account.
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August 8th, 2018, 12:03 pm

xtuna wrote:
August 8th, 2018, 11:54 am
But I'm still not done with you about this dinner and pool party, Miss [mention]London.[/mention] I swear, y'all young ladies don't know how to truly mess. Please at least tell me you're doing squats all week to make sure your ass will look amazing in the mesh thong on Saturday?

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*CACKLING*

Sis, I'm so unbothered with that man. I already had a run-in with them on the ex's boo's bday, so I'm good. I honestly have nothing to give him. I am the better looking one, so I won by default. :funny:

The pool party/cook out is fine, but I don't' need to be dining with them hoes.

But yes, I am hitting the gym regularly, and running daily. SNATCH'Don in full effect! :rip:
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August 8th, 2018, 12:24 pm

London. wrote:
August 8th, 2018, 12:03 pm
xtuna wrote:
August 8th, 2018, 11:54 am
But I'm still not done with you about this dinner and pool party, Miss [mention]London.[/mention] I swear, y'all young ladies don't know how to truly mess. Please at least tell me you're doing squats all week to make sure your ass will look amazing in the mesh thong on Saturday?

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*CACKLING*

Sis, I'm so unbothered with that man. I already had a run-in with them on the ex's boo's bday, so I'm good. I honestly have nothing to give him. I am the better looking one, so I won by default. :funny:

The pool party/cook out is fine, but I don't' need to be dining with them hoes.

But yes, I am hitting the gym regularly, and running daily. SNATCH'Don in full effect! :rip:


Yes, make them seethe, baby sis. :heart:

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August 8th, 2018, 12:37 pm

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August 8th, 2018, 3:18 pm

Found Miss [mention]London.[/mention]'s workout videos online. :shook: Looking good, sister. :heart:

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August 8th, 2018, 3:26 pm

xtuna wrote:
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Found Miss [mention]London.[/mention]'s workout videos online. :shook: Looking good, sister. :heart:

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Honey, get into that form!

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August 8th, 2018, 3:34 pm

Hilarious.
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August 8th, 2018, 3:49 pm

What makes you guys “Urbans” ??
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August 8th, 2018, 3:53 pm

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What makes you guys “Urbans” ??

Just a name change from the white girls here. They used to call us ghetto, then it changed to Urban :ziggy:
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August 8th, 2018, 4:17 pm

What is wrong with Chicago?[mention]D'Avi[/mention] I come back after a non-violent workcation in New Zealand with limited security and I hear about all these shootings.

Why are the police setting up bait trucks full of Jordan’s in impoverished black neighborhoods? This is why the black community doesn’t trust the police in the first place. Yeah, it’s wrong that they stole but what did they think they were going to do when they are already low income. Rahm Emanuel can go to hell!
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
I'm so high in here, been smokin' on this weed
Told 'em, "Go on, take a shot on three"
Told 'em, "Dranks is on me"
Yeah, the dranks are on me
I said, "Now go and take a shot on me"

- Jhené Aiko, Sativa
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August 8th, 2018, 4:22 pm

NewAgenda wrote:
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What is wrong with Chicago?@D'Avi I come back after a non-violent workcation in New Zealand with limited security and I hear about all these shootings.

Why are the police setting up bait trucks full of Jordan’s in impoverished black neighborhoods? This is why the black community doesn’t trust the police in the first place. Yeah, it’s wrong that they stole but what did they think they were going to do when they are already low income. Rahm Emanuel can go to hell!

Chicago Police are trash along with the Mayor.

They want a “safe city” and less violence, but refuse to invest into communities of color.

Their idea of rejuvenating an area is by getting rid of them completely with condos and yoga shops.

Invest your money and education to these communities!!!
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