The Official U R B A N Thread #16 Tv Edition - Series & Realities

[D'Avi]

Jimmy is sooo dirty.

[Sam]

Personally don't do those kind of things at work Daddy Jimmy

Oh, then yes, he wants to see your dick and maybe give you a hand

That's what I meant in my comment

[London.]

OMG! Thank god, my friends were trying to make me feel like I'm a weirdo b/c I refuse to do that at work/public restrooms.

Twins till the end boo. If I open the door and get a bit of a scent, this is basically me.

I'M CACKLING!



Like I refuse to stand and breathe in someone internal fumes.

[D'Avi]

Twins till the end boo. If I open the door and get a bit of a scent, this is basically me.

I'M CACKLING!



Like I refuse to stand and breathe in someone internal fumes.

I. HATE .YOU!!!!

[Sam]

This used happens with me in the old company I worked. It was very embarrassing.

[Jimmyboy]

Jimmy is sooo dirty.

You've got NO idea

[Blu]

Jimmy is sooo dirty.

You've got NO idea

I do.

[BYC]

I just dont know what to say...maybe I'll praaayy ehhh ehhhhh

[Sam]

[mention]Mal[/mention] or [mention]jorge.[/mention] can you make an avi for me from this video? 1:18 - 1:28

[Jimmyboy]

You've got NO idea

I do.

You know what's up!!!

[Kitana]

Is whats in the fridge less in calories tho? That is the question

I made a cauliflower rice stir-fry with grilled chicken in it. I went home and ate it. I feel so proud of myself. Not thanks to [mention]Jimmyboy[/mention]

Omg I'm so hungry now. Should have taken my own advice and not have eaten this Hershey bar!

[Kitana]

Do any of y'all have creepers at your jobs? LOL, This girl who is on my team has a work stalker. He's so weird and creepy. Basically, he's one of the newer employees hired since the acquisition. In passing, my co-worker/teammate mentioned to the guy...older white balding gentleman, that his eyes remind her of the white walkers eyes from GoT b/c they're so blue. Ever since then he's been OBSESSED with her. It's so creepy.

He gives me obsessive stalker vibes. Like if he caught her leaving the building late, he'd kidnap her and keep her prisoner and force her to "love" him LMAO! He makes a stop at her desk everyday. I remember once catching him walking by our section (obviously on his way to come speak to her), but she wasn't at her desk. So he walked...looked over through our cubes, and walked away. Then like 15 mins later he did it again...she hadn't returned.

Anyway, she's taken it all in stride. I just hope he isn't as creepy/weird/obsessive as I feel he might be. The real gag in all of this is that she's a lesbian, so he wouldn't have a shot regardless.

When I worked in a restaurant during my undergrad years, the hostesses would frequently get stalkers.

This one hostess had it the worst. One older gentlemen would come into the restaurant sometimes to give her these weird, personalized handwritten notes. Wouldn't even sit down to eat. She was especially alarmed when one of them said something like "I want our gravestones to be next to each other" or something like that.

The bussers would take turns walking her to her car I felt so bad. She was so sweet and soft-spoken. I think she eventually quit because the managers didn't show enough concern.

[Jimmyboy]

Do any of y'all have creepers at your jobs? LOL, This girl who is on my team has a work stalker. He's so weird and creepy. Basically, he's one of the newer employees hired since the acquisition. In passing, my co-worker/teammate mentioned to the guy...older white balding gentleman, that his eyes remind her of the white walkers eyes from GoT b/c they're so blue. Ever since then he's been OBSESSED with her. It's so creepy.

He gives me obsessive stalker vibes. Like if he caught her leaving the building late, he'd kidnap her and keep her prisoner and force her to "love" him LMAO! He makes a stop at her desk everyday. I remember once catching him walking by our section (obviously on his way to come speak to her), but she wasn't at her desk. So he walked...looked over through our cubes, and walked away. Then like 15 mins later he did it again...she hadn't returned.

Anyway, she's taken it all in stride. I just hope he isn't as creepy/weird/obsessive as I feel he might be. The real gag in all of this is that she's a lesbian, so he wouldn't have a shot regardless.

When I worked in a restaurant during my undergrad years, the hostesses would frequently get stalkers.

This one hostess had it the worst. One older gentlemen would come into the restaurant sometimes to give her these weird, personalized handwritten notes. Wouldn't even sit down to eat. She was especially alarmed when one of them said something like "I want our gravestones to be next to each other" or something like that.

The bussers would take turns walking her to her car I felt so bad. She was so sweet and soft-spoken. I think she eventually quit because the managers didn't show enough concern.

Awww, that's so sweet!

[DQC]

[London.]

Do any of y'all have creepers at your jobs? LOL, This girl who is on my team has a work stalker. He's so weird and creepy. Basically, he's one of the newer employees hired since the acquisition. In passing, my co-worker/teammate mentioned to the guy...older white balding gentleman, that his eyes remind her of the white walkers eyes from GoT b/c they're so blue. Ever since then he's been OBSESSED with her. It's so creepy.

He gives me obsessive stalker vibes. Like if he caught her leaving the building late, he'd kidnap her and keep her prisoner and force her to "love" him LMAO! He makes a stop at her desk everyday. I remember once catching him walking by our section (obviously on his way to come speak to her), but she wasn't at her desk. So he walked...looked over through our cubes, and walked away. Then like 15 mins later he did it again...she hadn't returned.

Anyway, she's taken it all in stride. I just hope he isn't as creepy/weird/obsessive as I feel he might be. The real gag in all of this is that she's a lesbian, so he wouldn't have a shot regardless.

When I worked in a restaurant during my undergrad years, the hostesses would frequently get stalkers.

This one hostess had it the worst. One older gentlemen would come into the restaurant sometimes to give her these weird, personalized handwritten notes. Wouldn't even sit down to eat. She was especially alarmed when one of them said something like "I want our gravestones to be next to each other" or something like that.

The bussers would take turns walking her to her car I felt so bad. She was so sweet and soft-spoken. I think she eventually quit because the managers didn't show enough concern.

I’m in shambles. It’s crazy how some people have no gauge on social human cues.

Just awkward/weird and know no other way to be.

[Kitana]

KELELA REVIEW (just so [mention]BYC[/mention] can seethe a bit!)

The album feels like a throwback to the 90's R&B women that I adore, yet so progressive. She sings beautifully and sounds eerily reminiscent of Janet Jackson. It's so passionate and intimate. The production quality is sleek and intricate, yet subtle. It's not a huge departure from other contemporary alternative R&B records, but still bold and she's managed to add something original.

My absolute favorite song is Onanon ([mention]Silence.[/mention]), but other favorites include Frontline, Waitin, Take Me Apart, Enough, Better, LMK, Truth or Dare, Blue Light, and Turn to Dust

[mention]MartinE[/mention]

[Kitana]

Kelela's Take Me Apart > Sampha's Process > SZA's CTRL

Don't @ me!

[Jimmyboy]

OMG! This Walkaway person really dislikes me!! I shall refrain from commentingn on people's bad music taste because they get hurt so easily

[SuperG]

He likes the way your poop smells

Personally don't do those kind of things at work Daddy Jimmy

Snap sis. Worst case scenario, I'd tell he office I have an important work related 'doodah' to do and it'll take me ten minutes then run and do it at an establishment across the street.

There are too many terror points. It smells. It stains. It won't flush. The risks are not worth it.

Aaaaaand I now feel we have all gotten too close!

[Raven]

When I worked in a restaurant during my undergrad years, the hostesses would frequently get stalkers.

This one hostess had it the worst. One older gentlemen would come into the restaurant sometimes to give her these weird, personalized handwritten notes. Wouldn't even sit down to eat. She was especially alarmed when one of them said something like "I want our gravestones to be next to each other" or something like that.

The bussers would take turns walking her to her car I felt so bad. She was so sweet and soft-spoken. I think she eventually quit because the managers didn't show enough concern.

Mess. Employers and community culture could do so much more about stalkers and sexual harassment.

[Silence.]

[NewAgenda]

So glad my company occupies 3 floors in our building. I just go to the Sales & Marketing floor to do my business since those people are always out of town.

[D'Avi]

Where is Muvva?

[BYC]

Where is Muvva?

Hai

[London.]

Where is Muvva?

Am here.

[D'Avi]

Where is Muvva?

Am here.

Didn’t know you were on Muvva status.

[D'Avi]

IS this the end girls?

[London.]

Am here.

Didn’t know you were on Muvva status.

Didn't know you were a top either, sis, but we learn new things everyday.

[D'Avi]

Didn’t know you were on Muvva status.

Didn't know you were a top either, sis, but we learn new things everyday.

So are we trying to take this thread to the end?

[WalkAway]

Talk me down from my quarter life crisis ledge urbans