ROYALS26: Cursetina'd Edition

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December 13th, 2017, 11:24 am



CURSETINA IS REAL.
CURSETINA EXISTS.


Cursetina is the goddess of divine retribution and revenge, who shows her wrath to any human being that commits hubris, i.e. arrogance before godtina. She is considered a remorseless goddess.

One myth concerning Cursetina is that of [mention]Angela Merkel[/mention]us. He was a young man who was very arrogant and disdained those who loved him. Cursetina led him to a pool, where he saw his own reflection and fell in love with it. Unable to abandon the reflection, he died there.

Other stories include...



Mal as KIM KARTRASHIAN

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Kim wanted Xtina to sing at her wedding but said Xtina charged too much and it wasn’t worth $1 mill.
Gets divorced weeks later and robbed in Paris.

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Raven as FELONY SHARTINEZ

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Melanie talked shit about X during a chat with her fans.
Gets accused of rape by a former friend.

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Dani as KATY PERRA

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Katy does a skit of Xtina on SNL making fun of her voice,
she then got a divorce a week later and now is a big flop.

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p.Lo as KELLYPHANT OSBOURNE

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Kelly talks shit about Xtina, she later injured herself after falling down the stairs.
She also killed her "career" with a racist comment.

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TOP SHELF LIQUOR as MARIAH SMELLY

https://youtube.be/lJKooIkqHRI



Mariah shades Christina, gets a divorce,
can't keep her weight nor a man.

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Prince Oberyn as AVRIL SHARTVIGNE

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Avril recalls a story about meeting "rude" Legentina, gets diagnosed with lyme disease.
Also becomes one of the hollywood moms she used to hate so much.

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La Stupenda as AMY SEETHE

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Amy calls Strippedtina slutty.
Shortly after Evanescence splits and the world forgets about them.

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Cashmere as BRITTLEKNEE SPEARS

Calls Christina rude, has to get knee surgery, meets Kevin, shaves her head
and becomes a zumba teacher and the first humanoid robot.

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Dirrty as MESSIE J

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Shades legends Whitney tribute. Goes unnoticed when tributing Toni Braxton.
Her flopping stays effortless. effortless.

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[mention]Mal[/mention] [mention]p.Lo[/mention] [mention]Dirrty[/mention] [mention]Prince Oberyn[/mention] [mention]TOP SHELF LIQUOR[/mention] [mention]Dani[/mention] [mention]Raven[/mention] [mention]Cashmere[/mention] [mention]La Stupenda[/mention]

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Special Appearances by:

[mention]London.[/mention] as MARY J BLIGE
[mention]BYC[/mention] as PINK
[mention]MartinE[/mention] as LADY GAGA
[mention]Jimmyboy[/mention] as JOAN RIVERS

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December 13th, 2017, 11:27 am

A fucking steaming hot pile of mess :funny:
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December 13th, 2017, 11:35 am

Really [mention]Raven[/mention]? :rip:
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December 13th, 2017, 11:39 am

Ew, not Felonie! :rip: :ziggy:

I would've rather taken anyone else, anyone. :rip:
I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-bullshit — Christina Aguilera :suckmydick:
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December 13th, 2017, 11:41 am

joan Rivers? :rip:
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December 13th, 2017, 11:43 am

Raven wrote:
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Ew, not Felonie! :rip: :ziggy:

I would've rather taken anyone else, anyone. :rip:

Personally would have taken none of these disgusting kunts :fan:
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December 13th, 2017, 11:45 am

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December 13th, 2017, 11:43 am

Personally would have taken none of these disgusting kunts :fan:

None of them are my faves.

Pink is okay nowadays tho. :whitneycat: Listen to Mariah quite regularly, too.

Kelly Osbourne used to be #1 on my shit-list, then Felonie's rape-controversy happened. :rip:
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December 13th, 2017, 12:11 pm

Kim loves Christina and wanted her to perform. It was Kris Humphries(her then fiancee) who didn't want Xtina at their wedding. Get your facts straight, puta!
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December 13th, 2017, 12:16 pm

London. wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 12:11 pm
Kim loves Christina and wanted her to perform. It was Kris Humphries(her then fiancee) who didn't want Xtina at their wedding. Get your facts straight, puta!

If kim was that much of a friend she would have had her way. SHE DESERVED TO BE CURSED pendeja!
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December 13th, 2017, 12:16 pm

I find "brittleknee" too funny lawl! Also LOVE "xtincta" btw :noway:
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December 13th, 2017, 12:16 pm

Angela Merkel wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 12:16 pm
London. wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 12:11 pm
Kim loves Christina and wanted her to perform. It was Kris Humphries(her then fiancee) who didn't want Xtina at their wedding. Get your facts straight, puta!

If kim was that much of a friend she would have had her way. SHE DESERVED TO BE CURSED pendeja!
She was being considerate of her partner. Did you watch the show? Kris Humphries was an ass about that situation.
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December 13th, 2017, 12:20 pm

London. wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 12:16 pm
Angela Merkel wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 12:16 pm

If kim was that much of a friend she would have had her way. SHE DESERVED TO BE CURSED pendeja!
She was being considerate of her partner. Did you watch the show? Kris Humphries was an ass about that situation.

Bitch. My OP. My rules. SEETHE.

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December 13th, 2017, 12:23 pm

Angela Merkel wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 12:20 pm
London. wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 12:16 pm
She was being considerate of her partner. Did you watch the show? Kris Humphries was an ass about that situation.

Bitch. My OP. My rules. SEETHE.

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Just letting you know that you're wrong. Carry on, babe.

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December 13th, 2017, 12:24 pm

London. wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 12:23 pm
Angela Merkel wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 12:20 pm

Bitch. My OP. My rules. SEETHE.

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Just letting you know that you're wrong. Carry on, babe.

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Thank god with have our very own Royals advocate to tell us what's right and what's not.

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December 13th, 2017, 12:28 pm

Angela Merkel wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 12:24 pm
London. wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 12:23 pm
Just letting you know that you're wrong. Carry on, babe.

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Thank god with have our very own Royals advocate to tell us what's right and what's not.

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I try, my love!

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December 13th, 2017, 12:29 pm

London. wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 12:28 pm
Angela Merkel wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 12:24 pm

Thank god with have our very own Royals advocate to tell us what's right and what's not.

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I try, my love!

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Not hard enough bb

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December 13th, 2017, 12:30 pm

Angela Merkel wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 12:29 pm
London. wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 12:28 pm
I try, my love!

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Not hard enough bb

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How hard do you like it, bb?

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December 13th, 2017, 12:30 pm

VOCAL SLAYAGE 9:45 [mention]Jimmyboy[/mention]

Know first who you are, and then adorn yourself accordingly.
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December 13th, 2017, 12:30 pm

London. wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 12:30 pm
Angela Merkel wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 12:29 pm

Not hard enough bb

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How hard do you like, bb?

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Well how hard can you get bb?

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December 13th, 2017, 12:32 pm

Angela Merkel wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 12:30 pm
London. wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 12:30 pm
How hard do you like, bb?

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Well how hard can you get bb?

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May need take this to PM, bb.

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December 13th, 2017, 12:33 pm

London. wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 12:32 pm
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December 13th, 2017, 12:30 pm

Well how hard can you get bb?

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May need take this to PM, bb.

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Must be small then. No, gracias.

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December 13th, 2017, 12:42 pm

Mal wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 12:30 pm
VOCAL SLAYAGE 9:45 [mention]Jimmyboy[/mention]

It probably was lipped
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December 13th, 2017, 12:42 pm

Oh I'm Pink. Thanks Angela, sis. Hi Royals

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If you think you gon' slanderize my name
You done lost your mind
I ain't got time for all these games
Bitch!
you got the wrong bitch
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December 13th, 2017, 12:43 pm

Jimmyboy wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 12:42 pm
Mal wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 12:30 pm
VOCAL SLAYAGE 9:45 [mention]Jimmyboy[/mention]

It probably was lipped

It wasnt. Her voice is in a better shape. Its still nowhere compared to her prime, but its nice to hear she can sound good again.
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December 13th, 2017, 12:50 pm

[mention]Mal[/mention] my life's bible turns 4 today

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December 13th, 2017, 12:50 pm

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[mention]Mal[/mention] my life's bible turns 4 today

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4 years old and still sounds fre$h af
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December 13th, 2017, 12:57 pm

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Oh I'm Pink. Thanks Angela, sis. Hi Royals

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Sorry boo I just had to

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December 13th, 2017, 2:05 pm

Great job, Angela! Effortless even!
this ain't for the best, my reputation has never been worse / so he must like me for me / we can't make any promises, now can we babe / but you can make me a drink
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December 13th, 2017, 2:07 pm

Mal wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 12:50 pm

4 years old and still sounds fre$h af

Omg I love jeopardy! *clears throat* "What is 1989 by Taylor Swift?"
this ain't for the best, my reputation has never been worse / so he must like me for me / we can't make any promises, now can we babe / but you can make me a drink
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December 13th, 2017, 2:08 pm

Cashmere wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 2:07 pm
Mal wrote:
December 13th, 2017, 12:50 pm

4 years old and still sounds fre$h af

Omg I love jeopardy! *clears throat* "What is 1989 by Taylor Swift?"

That's 3 years old bih

Still agree tho
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