[center]Hello there! Welcome to the world of Pokémon! My name is p.Lo! People call me the Pokémon Prof! This world is inhabited by creatures called Pokémon! For some people, Pokémon are pets. Others use them for fights. Myself...I study Pokémon as a profession.[/center]
[center][mention]p.Lo[/mention] as Professor p.Lo[/center]
[center]This is Martina. Martina and her family have decided to move away from the humidity of Sydney, Flopstralia for the pristine islands of Royale. Martina especially was eager to escape from her needy lesbian clique in search of new friends and adventures.[/center]
[center][mention]Martin[/mention] as Martina[/center]
[center]One day, Martina decided to take a walk near her house while listening to her Shania Twain and Gwen Stefani records. Suddenly, she hears a shriek for help. "Help!", cries a woman with a faint Cypriot Greek accent. It's Professor p.Lo and she's being attacked by a herd of wild Poochyena! The Professor pleads with Martina, "Please! Select a Pokémon from my purse and help me!". Within her purse lie tree Pokémon: the Grass-type Chikorita, the Fire-type Fennekin, and the Water-type Popplio.[/center]
[center]Popplio! (and it's female, yay!)[/center]
[center]Popplio uses Water Gun, scaring off the Poochyena! Professor p.Lo thanks Martina and allows her to keep Popplio as a parting gift. The Professor gives Martina everything she needs to begin her journey. She must defeat eight powerful gym leaders, then pursue the Pokémon League to become Royale's next champion! But wait! Who's that!?[/center]
[center][mention]Ramon[/mention] as Ramona[/center]
[center]Ramona, another new migrant to the Royale region, dreams of becoming the next Pokémon Champion. She selects Chikorita and demands a battle with Martina! Despite the type disadvantage, Popplio deletes Chikorita FAT! In a frenzied state, Ramona deletes her extensive collection of Azoolea Bank's music and books the first flight back to São Paulo![/center]
[center]Martina can finally begin her journey![/center]
[center]Gym Leaders of the Royale Region[/center]
[center] Gym Leader [mention]Cashmere[/mention][/center]
[/center]As a bohemian and self-proclaimed "citizen of the world', Cashmere finally settled down in the scenic Royale region due to the prevalence of Grass-type Pokemon. As an expert in the type, she's managed to concoct the most potent marijuana and herbal medicines. The Mexican cartels are sh00k!
Unfortunately, her Lilligant was no match for Martina's newly caught Litwick, which she caught in the haunted Red Lips room.
[center]Gym Leader [mention]czr187[/mention][/center]
Gym Leader [mention]Raven[/mention]czr187 originally traveled to the Royale region to attend a very exclusive Ariana Grande concert and loved the region so much, she ended up settling there after her original plan to move to Mexico did not pan out.
Poor Popplio could not withstand Luxray's powerful thunderbolts. Litwick almost fainted, but was able to knock out czr187's Luxray with a swift Shadow Sneak!
[/center]Raven is one of the world's leading scientists. She's managed to overcome the stigma and sexism of being a woman in the natural sciences by creating cutting-edge technology using the special venom of her Poison-type Pokémon.
Martina's newly caught Ralts, which she caught near the Italian restaurant Osteria Mozza, managed to significantly weaken Raven's Seviper, but it was no match for it's Poison Fang! Popplio's Aqua Jet managed to defeat her.
[center]Gym Leader [mention]Prince Oberyn[/mention]
Prince Oberyn was exiled to the region of Royale after his royal House of Herjavec was destroyed by [mention]Lord Stark[/mention] in the Kingdom of Croatia. He misses his home dearly, but still has the Aegislash that has protected his House since his great-great grandfather.
Aegislash almost defeated Martina's Litwick until it evolved into a Lampent at the last minute and ended Aegislash with a powerful Flamethrower!
Gym Leader [mention]Maleficent[/mention]
[/center]Maleficent decided to pursue Water-type Pokemon after her extensive experience with bodily fluids filling each of her holes. Her ace, Bruxish, was the natural companion given his (yes, his) flamboyant features and the shared tendency to use a lot of teeth.
Bruxish and his powerful jaws easily overcame Lampent and Ralts, but Martina's newly-evolved Brionne and her Draining Kiss put Bruxish into submission.
[center]Will Ramona return for a rematch? Will there be an evil team trying to sabotage Martina?[/center]
[center]TUNE IN NEXT TIME...[/center]
[center]Featured in Part 2: [mention]Angela Merkel[/mention], [mention]SailorVenus[/mention], [mention]La Stupenda[/mention], [mention]Third Ward Trill[/mention], [mention]Jimmyboy[/mention], [mention]London[/mention][/center]
[center]Special thanks to [mention]Third Ward Trill[/mention], Junichi Masuda, and Shigeru Ohmori[/center]