THE ROYALS 33: Happy Bday LEGEND DANI!

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May 5th, 2018, 12:02 pm

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@Creek or is it creep? Bitch you so old and dusty
Time to retire cause your kunT smelling musty
Bitch is you Beyonce or why your breath smelling fusty?
You must be Roseanne cause quite frankly you disgust me
Stop mentioning my name every chance you can get
You will never get to play a game Inside my clit
You will never get to pack a load inside my trunk
I don’t do no crack and I would never ever fuck skunks

You might be a matchstick but I’m the cigar
You might be a string but I am the guitar
You might be North Korea but I am Russia
That means you’ll never be as great as Angela

Yes bitch, bitch I am talking to you
You been called out and now you just don’t know what to do
Here’s a hint: how about stop acting a fool?
If you don’t wanna get banned then hoe you keep it cute




@Nightmare DISS

Lying hoe, your reputation will forever be haunted
Pinocchio, running with lies that you so proudly flaunted
Pendejo, your empty words will forever be daunted
Guess the pole didn’t give you the spotlight you wanted
What’s a neglected slut to do? How bout spreading some salt?
911! SOS! Nightmare be missing his balls!
The bitch too scared, the bitch too scared to admit
The kunT was telling lies and never ever ever knew shit
Nighty the purple poodle sure loved the attention
That’s why she was barking at every critical mention
Look who’s hiding now, pulling an Onika
Una mentirosa con una polla chicita
Puta con un culo de una abuelita
Restauracion, si, tu culo necesita
I’d just like to know why you don’t address your lies
Thinking I would forget but bitch you better think twice
Hoping time would pass but bitch I ain’t letting it go
Angie coming for your ass and bitch you better know



Welcome to the new and improved Royals thread. Feel free to drag the shit outta Creek in here @BYC @ziggy :kiss:
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May 5th, 2018, 12:09 pm

I love you too [mention]Angela Merkel[/mention] and everyday pray for your soul and your dog.

Pd: Gas is beautiful
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May 5th, 2018, 12:10 pm

*Fantasia MFer I cant read all that.gif* :rip:
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May 5th, 2018, 12:10 pm

The Queen wrote:
May 5th, 2018, 12:09 pm
I ove you too [mention]Angela Merkel[/mention] and everyday pray for your soul and your dog.

Pd: Gas is beautiful
Lol hope you know it’s just to mess bb
Love you too and you should check back here and then :kiss:
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May 5th, 2018, 12:11 pm

London. wrote:
May 5th, 2018, 12:10 pm
*Fantasia MFer I cant read all that.gif* :rip:
I guess it’s too ahead of it’s time.

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May 5th, 2018, 12:24 pm

OMG, what a glorious mess! :funny:
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May 5th, 2018, 12:29 pm

Raven wrote:
May 5th, 2018, 12:24 pm
OMG, what a glorious mess! :funny:
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Thanks bb. I know it’s a huge direction shift from previous editions.

But you get to a place in e-life when you feel so comfortable and so routined. Then you know you have to stop and start from scratch.

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May 5th, 2018, 12:31 pm

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Queen inspired you, [mention]Angela Merkel[/mention]?
I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-bullshit — Christina Aguilera :suckmydick:
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May 5th, 2018, 12:34 pm

Raven wrote:
May 5th, 2018, 12:31 pm
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Queen inspired you, [mention]Angela Merkel[/mention]?
To be quite honest. The teaser did make me think about the routines of my life a bit and if it’s not time getting rid of them and appreciating me for me a bit more.

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May 5th, 2018, 12:38 pm

I'm dying at you changing [mention]Mal[/mention]'s name throughout the story! :funny:

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May 5th, 2018, 12:42 pm

MESS :funny:
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May 5th, 2018, 3:01 pm

what in the holy mess did i just read :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny:
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May 5th, 2018, 3:04 pm

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May 5th, 2018, 3:09 pm

Prince Oberyn wrote:
May 5th, 2018, 3:01 pm
what in the holy mess did i just read :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny:
EXCLUSIVE TEA COMING IN A FEW MINUTES!!!!
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May 5th, 2018, 3:21 pm

me and [mention]Mal[/mention] taking a shower

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May 5th, 2018, 3:21 pm

MC ANGE - PENETRATE

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Am miss Merkel, but you can call me Angela
High class. You’re one-layered toilet paper
Pressed, purple (Nightmare), you don’t stand a chance with ha,
Am the head bitch, you a fuckin passenger -(M-)
No cigars when I say my pussy smokin‘
That cookie in the jar got all these grown men chokin (HeX)
360 on dem balls Baby I ain’t jokin‘
I know it’s my hole your dick wants to be pokin
Like that, ha! just enjoy and relax
Setting the mood, Accelerate plays in the back
Grabbing em nuts like they a christmas bag
Cum over here Santa Clause, what is inside your sack

Must be republican, your bitch loves them guns
Washington, loves taking them inside ha bun
Unless you nutted 5 times I’m afraid we ain’t done
Should’ve thought twice before asking me to suck out all of your cum.


Head bitch, yes, bitch in charge
These hoes sure love talking but I don’t see them on the charts
Hoes be hating, but I don’t see them mentioned in press (Sapphire)
Ladies and Gents, I am MC ANGE, the bitch is back!

Head Bitch, uh, bitch in charge
Playtime is over, dead cunt, bonne voyage!
Me am encore and these bitches is please give us less!
Ladies and Gents, I am MC ANGE, the bitch is back!
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May 5th, 2018, 3:37 pm

The_Reckoning wrote:
May 5th, 2018, 3:04 pm
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May 5th, 2018, 4:13 pm

Herod tho?

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TBH
Regrets collect like old friends / Here to relive your darkest moments
I can see no way, I can see no way / And all of the ghouls come out to play
And every demon wants his pound of flesh / But I like to keep some things to myself
I like to keep my issues strong / It's always darkest before the dawn
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May 5th, 2018, 4:21 pm

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May 5th, 2018, 4:13 pm
Herod tho?

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TBH
Sis was actually having the idea for this thread while the funding was going and was loosely working on it so it fit perfectly to the census part...talking about Sick of sitting.mp3 on material :rip:

I can’t please everyone tho. I need to be free. I need to be me and am willing to let her be now. Am willing to let her free now.

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May 5th, 2018, 4:40 pm

I fucking hate studying

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May 5th, 2018, 4:41 pm

Gas and farts? Well drag me a bit :tellmemore:
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May 5th, 2018, 4:46 pm

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I fucking hate studying

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I wish I could go back to studying times. I totally took those vacations for granted and miss them dearly.

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May 5th, 2018, 6:29 pm

OOOMMMGGGG
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May 5th, 2018, 7:53 pm

Dani wrote:
May 5th, 2018, 4:40 pm
I fucking hate studying

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That's why you'll mop floors for the rest of yo life
this is why we can't have nice things.
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May 5th, 2018, 8:18 pm

Not Angela taking Royals to Sunday school with this edition.
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May 5th, 2018, 9:31 pm

Darling Nikki wrote:
May 5th, 2018, 7:53 pm
Dani wrote:
May 5th, 2018, 4:40 pm
I fucking hate studying

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That's why you'll mop floors for the rest of yo life
and whats wrong with mopping floors, basic boujie bitch?
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May 5th, 2018, 10:25 pm

#mess

WHY THE FUCK AM I NOT IN THIS STORY?

I am a fucking planet and a goddess
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May 6th, 2018, 12:52 am

VenusAsABoy wrote:
May 5th, 2018, 10:25 pm
#mess

WHY THE FUCK AM I NOT IN THIS STORY?

I am a fucking planet and a goddess
So were Pluto and Aphrodite and look where they are now.

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May 6th, 2018, 1:20 am

Paying this edition dust huh?
I see you [mention]Kitana[/mention]

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May 6th, 2018, 4:27 am

Omg i love this Angela lmfao!!!!!!!!

I am indeed like the Virgin Mary 🌹🌹🌹
Know first who you are, and then adorn yourself accordingly.
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