The Official Demi Lovato Thread #29: #DemonsBreakTheInternet

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In a world ravaged by flopstars, broke stans and ugly people, ONE GROUP remains supreme. The Demons, the modern-day rat pack of iconic superstars, actors, singers and reality stars, have been scoring box office smashes since year zero. Together, they are a formidable force, having destroyed Xtina.Red on countless occasions by abusing using the mentions function; being the blueprint for all other Xtina.Red clique OPs; being the first clique to host its own x-rated thread in the Dirrty Lounge; and hosting three of the top four posters of all time on Xtina.Red.

But individually, the Demons are forces to be reckoned with...

Introducing the box office #BreakTheInternet inspired smashes which have swept the nation!

[mention]Razzi X[/mention] in
BEYONCÉ
BEYONCÉ BITTEN, BEYTWICÉ AS SHY


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[mention]Razzi X[/mention] stars as Sasha Fierce, a beloved pop villain who is on the run after faking her first pregnancy and stealing attention from the gayz. But Sasha soon goes on a spiritual journey and finds that love comes in all forms. Now pregnant with two children, Sasha is reborn as a megalomaniac superstar, unleashing her offspring 'Sir' and 'Rumi' unto the world to wreak further havoc through larceny, wig-snatching and cutting the power at Super Bowl performances. This 4D spectacular will leave you bald and hungry for more!

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[mention]WalkAway[/mention] in
TAYLOR SWIFT
LOOK WHO YOU MADE ME FUCK


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The current Brazzers box office smash, which has seen sales in snakeskin dresses and laxative powder shoot since the premiere on PornHub. [mention]WalkAway[/mention] plays 'T-Swizzle', a defame pop-slut who has banged so many men that she has no strength left in her pussy. But suddenly one day, after confessions her sex sins at church, she is lured by the spirit of Re Puta Tion who infects mind with a new purpose: sexual vengeance. WalkAway's portrayal as a triple-cock sucker has earned ha several nominations at the AVN Porn Awards, and there are rumours that he will receive the VMA Banghard Award.

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[mention]Janelle[/mention] as
THE BABADOOK
BABA-SHOOK SERVING BABA-LEWKS


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The musical to end all musicals! Journalists are calling it the best thing to grace the musical world since Mamma Mia! Bab (Janelle) is just a crazy school girl who loves scaring people. But one fateful Hallowe'en, Bab discovers that she possesses special powers... to transform herself into Babadook! Using her special powers and the power of vocal magic, Babadook helps to keep the school open and saves everyone!

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[mention]R0K[/mention] in
KIM KARDASHIAN
BOOTY AND THE BEAST


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Who likes big butts and cannot lie? It's R0K, who stars in this real life documentary movie about a plastic surgeon 'Kim K' with a fetish for big butts. Her fetish is so extreme, in fact, that she injects herself with silicone and baby oil to increase her donkey booty on a daily basis. Deafened by the sound of her squelching butt cheeks, Kim K's mother called up health dieticians to come and intervene. 'Booty and the Beast' is an epic moralistic story about the dangers of butt injections and the journey for one young gerl to finally fall in love with her booty as it is: flat.

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[mention]London.[/mention] & [mention]BYC[/mention] in
SOLANGE & JAY-Z
ELEVATOR MUZAK IS WHACK


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The story of two feuding superstars who meet in an elevator one fateful night and engage in the most romantic, passionate night possible. Critics have called this film-noir "truly epic" and "the Brief Encounters of our generation".

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[mention]dinvy[/mention] in
THE FAPPENING
CUM AS YOU ARE


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What happens when your nekkid pics get leaked all over the internet? Well you're about to find out! Golden Globe winner [mention]dinvy[/mention] voices this shelarious animated movie about the trials and tribulations of a naked picture and its journey through the realms of the internet. But during her travels through strange and mysterious worlds like Redditland and 9gagverse, the titular charracter discovers a great danger that could threaten their very naked existence.

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[mention]Watson[/mention] in
THE DRESS
FASHION SEES NO COLOUR


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The fashion world is no place for people who don't fit in. [mention]Watson[/mention] plays the titular character, who is hired as the assistant to fashion giant Fey Sommers. But her changing appearances makes it difficult for her to fit in - is she black, blue, white or gold? Nobody knows. And soon, she finds out more than she bargained for when she comes face to face with her biological parents. The movie has become a ratings gold on Hallmark Channel and has been of particular interest to academics studying race theory in the fashion industry.

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[mention]Crystal Whore[/mention] as
RACHEL DOLEZAL
WHITE IS THE NEW BLACK


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Skanky, wealthy and socially superficial Rachel (Crystal Whore) is at the top of her Spokane high school's hierarchy. Seeing herself as a make-over queen, Rachel successfully makes over high school neo Nazi (played by [mention]AintNoOtherMe[/mention]) into a more palatable person. Emboldened by her success, she decides to give herself a makeover. But when her alter-ego, Nkechi Amare Diallo, becomes more popular than she is, Rachel finds it difficult to balance her two racial identities, until one day the wall comes tumbling down and she is exposed for the world to see.

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[mention]Music[/mention] as
CAITLYN JENNER
CALL ME CAIT


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Tony winner [mention]Music[/mention] finds her feet in what critics are calling 'the most crucial political blockbuster of the summer'. Music plays 'Cait' a Democrat civil servant who one day discovers that she is actually a Republican. What follows is a serious of catastrophic events which take place during the recent US election as Caitlyn struggles to find her feet between her Democrat upbringing and her Republican future. Ann Coulter co-stars as 'Penny', Caitlyn's galpal.


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August 31st, 2017, 1:50 pm

omg where is [mention]Watson[/mention]? he is actually so nice
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August 31st, 2017, 1:53 pm

Pressing charges. I'm no Babadook. But I screamed at "serving Baba Lewks."
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August 31st, 2017, 1:54 pm

Boring

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August 31st, 2017, 1:57 pm

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August 31st, 2017, 2:16 pm

Ok...

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August 31st, 2017, 2:53 pm

BYC and London made it into the OP, yet I didn't?

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August 31st, 2017, 2:55 pm

Tina wrote:
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BYC and London made it into the OP, yet I didn't?

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You are every clique, you are NO clique.

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August 31st, 2017, 2:58 pm

London. wrote:
August 31st, 2017, 2:55 pm
Tina wrote:
August 31st, 2017, 2:53 pm
BYC and London made it into the OP, yet I didn't?

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You are every clique, you are NO clique.

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And what's your excuse?

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August 31st, 2017, 3:00 pm

OMG not my thread turning into a polemic already :shook:
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August 31st, 2017, 3:05 pm

Tina wrote:
August 31st, 2017, 2:58 pm
London. wrote:
August 31st, 2017, 2:55 pm
You are every clique, you are NO clique.

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And what's your excuse?

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People just love me. What else?

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August 31st, 2017, 3:09 pm

I am a little confused as of what this clique that is born stands for

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August 31st, 2017, 3:09 pm

London. wrote:
August 31st, 2017, 3:05 pm
Tina wrote:
August 31st, 2017, 2:58 pm
And what's your excuse?

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People just love me. What else?

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Using your mod powers to strike fear into the hearts of each clique. I see you, sis.

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August 31st, 2017, 3:10 pm

Tina wrote:
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BYC and London made it into the OP, yet I didn't?

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August 31st, 2017, 3:13 pm

THE BUNIFAH wrote:
August 31st, 2017, 3:09 pm
I am a little confused as of what this clique that is born stands for

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This OP is confusing the hell out of us too don't worry.
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August 31st, 2017, 3:37 pm

I wonder why Tina thinks she should make a Demon OP over me. I mean everyone in here loves me. You aren't special because you and Razzi have a bet going HUNTI.

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If you think you gon' slanderize my name
You done lost your mind
I ain't got time for all these games
Bitch!
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August 31st, 2017, 4:06 pm

Queen Stephen King Was NAWT Prepared For How Good IT Is 🎈

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August 31st, 2017, 4:10 pm

BYC wrote:
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I wonder why Tina thinks she should make a Demon OP over me. I mean everyone in here loves me. You aren't special because you and Razzi have a bet going HUNTI.

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I post in the Demi threads more than either of you, so a bit sh00k I didn't make the final cut. Not sure why there's this streak of hate against me tbqh.

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August 31st, 2017, 4:13 pm

Tina wrote:
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I post in the Demi threads more than either of you,

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What planet is Tina currently living on girls?
If you think you gon' slanderize my name
You done lost your mind
I ain't got time for all these games
Bitch!
you got the wrong bitch
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August 31st, 2017, 4:14 pm

Tina wrote:
August 31st, 2017, 4:10 pm
BYC wrote:
August 31st, 2017, 3:37 pm
I wonder why Tina thinks she should make a Demon OP over me. I mean everyone in here loves me. You aren't special because you and Razzi have a bet going HUNTI.

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I post in the Demi threads more than either of you, so a bit sh00k I didn't make the final cut. Not sure why there's this streak of hate against me tbqh.

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Is a Ceramic Light OP so I wouldn’t stress. Also you don’t need clique promo for SMFXRED votes anymore so not a big deal.
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August 31st, 2017, 4:15 pm

BYC wrote:
August 31st, 2017, 4:13 pm
Tina wrote:
August 31st, 2017, 4:10 pm
I post in the Demi threads more than either of you,

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What planet is Tina currently living on girls?
I've been posting in the Demi threads before I even knew the Urbans existed

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BYC wrote:
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I post in the Demi threads more than either of you,

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What planet is Tina currently living on girls?
I don’t see her questioning Glovy and herself over me in the urban threads so I’m thinking Pluto which might not even be a planet anymore. Fitting.
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August 31st, 2017, 4:16 pm

WalkAway wrote:
August 31st, 2017, 4:14 pm
Tina wrote:
August 31st, 2017, 4:10 pm

I post in the Demi threads more than either of you, so a bit sh00k I didn't make the final cut. Not sure why there's this streak of hate against me tbqh.

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Is a Ceramic Light OP so I wouldn’t stress. Also you don’t need clique promo for SMFXRED votes anymore so not a big deal.
Tired of this malicious lie tbqh

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August 31st, 2017, 4:17 pm

Tina wrote:
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I've been posting in the Demi threads before I even knew the Urbans existed

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And I've been cackling with The Demons before I knew a Tina existed. Where are we going with this?

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If you think you gon' slanderize my name
You done lost your mind
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August 31st, 2017, 4:20 pm

[mention]Tina[/mention] I'm literally one of the founding fathers of the Demi thread back when it started on aLD. Let's not, boo boo.

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August 31st, 2017, 4:20 pm

WalkAway wrote:
August 31st, 2017, 4:15 pm
BYC wrote:
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What planet is Tina currently living on girls?
I don’t see her questioning Glovy and herself over me in the urban threads so I’m thinking Pluto which might not even be a planet anymore. Fitting.
I mean the shade sis. You deserve to be on the logo. Tina just walked in and snatched a spot out of nowhere. All the years of mess you have endured from those heffas. I'll be having a word with them tbh.

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August 31st, 2017, 4:21 pm

BYC wrote:
August 31st, 2017, 4:17 pm
Tina wrote:
August 31st, 2017, 4:15 pm
I've been posting in the Demi threads before I even knew the Urbans existed

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And I've been cackling with The Demons before I knew a Tina existed. Where are we going with this?

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You and London are explicity NOT Demons, yet appearing in their OP. Walky and Razzi appeared in the Urbans OP. Nightmare in the Royals OP.

My point is, what's the point of cliques if they clearly lack exclusivity?

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August 31st, 2017, 4:22 pm

London. wrote:
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[mention]Tina[/mention] I'm literally one of the founding fathers of the Demi thread back when it started on aLD. Let's not, boo boo.

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i see no lies! London is the original Lionheart stan who showed us all the light inside of us like a raging roar.
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August 31st, 2017, 4:22 pm

I see I need to pledge allegiance with once of these cliques asap or else I won't be welcome in any of them :cry:
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