The Official Demi Lovato Thread 27: #SorryNotFuckingSorry

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Who will win this Feud? Razzi, queen of the gays, or Tina, queen of the Bayes' (Theorem)?

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"Feud is an anthology series which dramatizes specific periods of real life feuds, focusing on one feud per season. In season one, the feud between legendary aLD award show socialite [mention]Razzi X[/mention] and X.Red villain [mention]WalkAway[/mention] is presented. The hot and cold frenemies duked it out in a multi threaded saga over topics ranging from Halsey to Excel sheets. The two stars fell prey to external machinations until both realized they needed each other to continue their streak of X.Red successes and thus professional survival."
- [mention]AintNoOtherMe[/mention]

Season 2 now presents Razzi X interlocked in another spat with [mention]Tina[/mention], formerly known as Pillsbury Bathhouse. The feud kicked off with an unexpected tussle during the eternally on hiatus SMFxRed Member games. Queen Razziberry submitted this anonymous PM, as seen below in Figure 1, to [mention]Lord[/mention] about her least favorite fellow contestant. An anonymous source, later identified as [mention]London.[/mention], leaked the PM below. It seems the Demons weren't the only clique furious at Tina trying to snatch votes by masking as a member of every possible group on X.Red.

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Figure 1: Razzi Ruthlessly Drags Tina for her Promiscuous Clique Hopping in this Leaked PM


From there, the feud exponentially escalated across Demon threads, Urban threads, and just about every horror movie's thread over the soon to be [mention]Iconic[/mention] It remake (hitting theaters September 8th 2017). Tina appeared to be fully on board with the remake until her beloved Indie director Cary Fukunaga was shit canned as seen below in Figure 2.
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March 29th, 2017, 12:58 pm
It looks sufficiently creepy, although I sort of lost my interest in the remake when Cary Fukunaga dropped out of directing the feature.

It just looks like a straight-up remake instead of a fresh reinterpretation.
Figure 2: Tina Became Furious When Fukunaga Was Sacked After Years of Work on the Project


Furious with Tina's hipster charade, Razzi retaliated innocently enough as seen below in Figure 3.
Razzi X wrote:
March 29th, 2017, 1:39 pm
This already shits on the first adaptation. Tina delete your account; it's time!
Figure 3: Razzi, Still Suffering Night Terrors from the Book, Derides Tina


As tensions escalated, a throwdown bet broke out between the two camps. Razzi predicted a box office landslide with critical and commercial success while Tina believed critics would throw only slightly less tomatoes at the film than the Emoji Movie (feat. Akiko Glitter) as seen below in Figure 4.
Razzi X wrote:
July 4th, 2017, 10:41 pm
Tina wrote:
July 4th, 2017, 10:35 pm
Razzi is anticipating It (based on the Stephen King novel) to slay both commercially and critically, whereas I believe it will only do the former.
SK has written a ton of trash, but his classics shit all over your favs. Second biggest author of all time stays unbothered sitting on his hundreds of millions. Needless to say Tina will be squeegeeing A LOT of egg off her face on Sept. 8th when It destroys horror box office records AND receives generally positive or greater reviews on Metacritic, IMDB, and RT aggregate :rip:
Figure 4: Tina Believes Nostalgia Will Carry the Film Commercially while Razzi Predicts an Acclaimed Reception


After more time has been spent debating the film than time Xtina has worked on X6, It (pun intended) has all come down to this. If It gets above a 70 on Rotten Tomatoes, Razzi wins. Anything less, and Tina will win. The loser of the bet gets banned for 1 week and has to undergo a username change for 1 extra week of their return from the ban log decided upon by the winner.

In the month leading up to the carnage, Feud Season 2 (presented by Miguel's Puma collection) asks the public of X.Red to vote. Vote Team Razzi if you believe It will earn critical acclaim with a 70+ on Rotten Tomatoes. Vote Team Tina if you believe a commercial failure is inevitable. Feud: Razzi & Tina begins now.

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August 7th, 2017, 10:54 pm

oh i thought we were getting cell block tango
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August 7th, 2017, 10:56 pm

Stellar OP :funny:

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August 7th, 2017, 10:58 pm

I'm not reading all of that sorry.
I am a telepathic
wasted zombie skinny legend
born in Havana, residing in Malibu
and making no promises in my life.
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August 7th, 2017, 10:59 pm

R0K wrote:
August 7th, 2017, 10:58 pm
I'm not reading all of that sorry.
I think it's time your Demon Stan Card be put up for review.

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August 7th, 2017, 11:00 pm

WalkAway wrote:
August 7th, 2017, 10:59 pm
R0K wrote:
August 7th, 2017, 10:58 pm
I'm not reading all of that sorry.
I think it's time your Demon Stan Card be put up for review.

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he's not even a verified demon. "fighter @x/red"
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August 7th, 2017, 11:01 pm

WalkAway wrote:
August 7th, 2017, 10:59 pm
R0K wrote:
August 7th, 2017, 10:58 pm
I'm not reading all of that sorry.
I think it's time your Demon Stan Card be put up for review.

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August 7th, 2017, 11:03 pm

dinvy wrote:
August 7th, 2017, 11:00 pm
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I think it's time your Demon Stan Card be put up for review.

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he's not even a verified demon. "fighter @x/red"
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August 7th, 2017, 11:03 pm

R0K wrote:
August 7th, 2017, 11:01 pm
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I think it's time your Demon Stan Card be put up for review.

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dinvy wrote:
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oh i thought we were getting cell block tango
You have computer capable of typing right?

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R0K wrote:
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I'm not reading all of that sorry.
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August 7th, 2017, 11:06 pm

FuQing screaming :funny: great OP!

Also, am CHOKING at that PM! [mention]Razzi X[/mention]

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August 7th, 2017, 11:06 pm

WalkAway wrote:
August 7th, 2017, 11:04 pm
dinvy wrote:
August 7th, 2017, 10:54 pm
oh i thought we were getting cell block tango
You have computer capable of typing right?

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i thought razzi had been teasing it
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dinvy wrote:
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i thought razzi had been teasing it
Oh lol idk. We were both trying to pass off D27 ngl :icant:
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August 7th, 2017, 11:07 pm

If It gets above a 70 on Rotten Tomatoes, Razzi wins. Anything less, and Tina will win. The loser of the bet gets banned for 1 week and has to undergo a username change for 1 extra week of their return from the ban log decided upon by the winner.
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August 7th, 2017, 11:08 pm

Tina wrote:
August 7th, 2017, 11:07 pm
If It gets above a 70 on Rotten Tomatoes, Razzi wins. Anything less, and Tina will win. The loser of the bet gets banned for 1 week and has to undergo a username change for 1 extra week of their return from the ban log decided upon by the winner.
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Cackling! Razzi claimed this bet was mutual but I'm fine with it even if it wasn't :rip:
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August 7th, 2017, 11:09 pm

[mention]Razzi X[/mention]'s look for the IT premiere

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August 7th, 2017, 11:09 pm

whats your real name [mention]Tina[/mention]?
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Tina wrote:
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[mention]Razzi X[/mention]'s look for the IT premiere

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August 7th, 2017, 11:11 pm

dinvy wrote:
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i thought razzi had been teasing it
That's something else g0l

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August 7th, 2017, 11:12 pm

next time i visit we're going to chatime [mention]LittleMonkey[/mention]!
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August 7th, 2017, 11:12 pm

dinvy wrote:
August 7th, 2017, 11:09 pm
whats your real name [mention]Tina[/mention]?
He looks like a Jason, Michael, or Freddy tbh.
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Razzi X wrote:
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dinvy wrote:
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whats your real name [mention]Tina[/mention]?
He looks like a Jason, Michael, or Bradley tbh.
i wanna see
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August 7th, 2017, 11:12 pm

WalkAway wrote:
August 7th, 2017, 11:08 pm
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August 7th, 2017, 11:07 pm

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Cackling! Razzi claimed this bet was mutual but I'm fine with it even if it wasn't :rip:
We did NAWT agree to this. Am regretting my stance a bit! Then again, she was dead wrong on Annabelle 2 :rip:
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August 7th, 2017, 11:13 pm

why the freddy/bradley edit lol
oh nvm
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August 7th, 2017, 11:14 pm

Tina wrote:
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August 7th, 2017, 11:08 pm
Cackling! Razzi claimed this bet was mutual but I'm fine with it even if it wasn't :rip:
We did NAWT agree to this. Am regretting my stance a bit! Then again, she was dead wrong on Annabelle 2 :rip:
We both said it looked rancid initially. Not my fault they can't edit a decent preview and fooled all critics! :funny:
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Tina wrote:
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August 7th, 2017, 11:08 pm
Cackling! Razzi claimed this bet was mutual but I'm fine with it even if it wasn't :rip:
We did NAWT agree to this. Am regretting my stance a bit! Then again, she was dead wrong on Annabelle 2 :rip:
Not you calling out her Fraudranum ass!
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dinvy wrote:
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why the freddy/bradley edit lol
Cuz I realized I had put Jason and Michael in there absent-mindedly, and wanted to continue w/ the slasher theme :icant:
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August 7th, 2017, 11:14 pm

Razzi X wrote:
August 7th, 2017, 11:14 pm
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We did NAWT agree to this. Am regretting my stance a bit! Then again, she was dead wrong on Annabelle 2 :rip:
We both said it looked rancid initially. Not my fault they can't edit a decent preview and fooled all critics! :funny:
No, I said it looked great! Both [mention]R0K[/mention] and I said it looked scarier than the first one.
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August 7th, 2017, 11:16 pm

Razzi X wrote:
August 7th, 2017, 11:14 pm
Tina wrote:
August 7th, 2017, 11:12 pm

We did NAWT agree to this. Am regretting my stance a bit! Then again, she was dead wrong on Annabelle 2 :rip:
We both said it looked rancid initially. Not my fault they can't edit a decent preview and fooled all critics! :funny:
The only thing in OP we did NAWT agree on was the week long ban / username change.

That was my personal touch :tellmemore:

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