The Official U R B A N Thread #16 Tv Edition - Series & Realities

Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, & Talent...
Locked
User avatar
Jimmyboy Verified
'18 Supporter @ x/RED
'18 Supporter @ x/RED
Reactions:
Posts: 13875
Joined: 24 February 2016
Age: 35

October 12th, 2017, 3:41 pm

SuperG wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 3:39 pm
Wait [mention]London[/mention] you girls can send a TEXT to call in sick? In my office, you have to call in and put on a sick voice. I've got mine down to a science.

Image
Here you have to go to a public clinic that can officially certify you're sick, by the time you are done there is past noon so you're better off going to work
User avatar
BYC #LikeIDo
M O D
M O D
Reactions:
Posts: 14450
Joined: 26 February 2016

October 12th, 2017, 3:42 pm

My manager prefers texting and I love her for that.
If you think you gon' slanderize my name
You done lost your mind
I ain't got time for all these games
Bitch!
you got the wrong bitch
User avatar
Lydekane Da One
'17 Supporter @ x/RED
Reactions:
Posts: 4443
Joined: 25 February 2016
Age: 30

October 12th, 2017, 3:45 pm

We're also allowed to text. Whether you're sick or your day nanny is late. Our company is quite chilled like that.
User avatar
SuperG
Fighter @ x/RED
Reactions:
Posts: 1875
Joined: 29 June 2017
Age: 32

October 12th, 2017, 3:45 pm

Jimmyboy wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 3:41 pm
SuperG wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 3:39 pm
Wait @London you girls can send a TEXT to call in sick? In my office, you have to call in and put on a sick voice. I've got mine down to a science.

Image
Here you have to go to a public clinic that can officially certify you're sick, by the time you are done there is past noon so you're better off going to work

So they don't even trust you when you're lying?

Cunts!

Image
User avatar
London. HOEdon
M O D
M O D
Reactions:
Posts: 16389
Joined: 23 February 2016

October 12th, 2017, 4:07 pm

SuperG wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 3:39 pm
Wait [mention]London[/mention] you girls can send a TEXT to call in sick? In my office, you have to call in and put on a sick voice. I've got mine down to a science.

Image
SCREAMING! My boss and I just have that relationship. Send in a cute "I'm not feeling well, I will 'work from home'" text and go back to bed.

Image
User avatar
BYC #LikeIDo
M O D
M O D
Reactions:
Posts: 14450
Joined: 26 February 2016

October 12th, 2017, 4:08 pm

London. wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 4:07 pm
SCREAMING! My boss and I just have that relationship. Send in a cute "I'm not feeling well, I will 'work from home'" text and go back to bed.

Image

Come work for me.


Image
If you think you gon' slanderize my name
You done lost your mind
I ain't got time for all these games
Bitch!
you got the wrong bitch
User avatar
SuperG
Fighter @ x/RED
Reactions:
Posts: 1875
Joined: 29 June 2017
Age: 32

October 12th, 2017, 4:12 pm

London. wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 4:07 pm
SuperG wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 3:39 pm
Wait [mention]London[/mention] you girls can send a TEXT to call in sick? In my office, you have to call in and put on a sick voice. I've got mine down to a science.

Image
SCREAMING! My boss and I just have that relationship. Send in a cute "I'm not feeling well, I will 'work from home'" text and go back to bed.

Image

Lucky you sis. I'm just thrilled I am avoiding getting my ass canned. Last time was not cute and a bitch is not going through that AGAIN!

Image
User avatar
London. HOEdon
M O D
M O D
Reactions:
Posts: 16389
Joined: 23 February 2016

October 12th, 2017, 4:12 pm

BYC wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 4:08 pm
London. wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 4:07 pm
SCREAMING! My boss and I just have that relationship. Send in a cute "I'm not feeling well, I will 'work from home'" text and go back to bed.

Image

Come work for me.


Image
Can't tell if trap.

Image
User avatar
Silence.
Fighter @ x/RED
Reactions:
Posts: 6737
Joined: 24 February 2016

October 12th, 2017, 4:13 pm

Nine
User avatar
BYC #LikeIDo
M O D
M O D
Reactions:
Posts: 14450
Joined: 26 February 2016

October 12th, 2017, 4:13 pm

London. wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 4:12 pm
Can't tell if trap.

Image

its what we make it.

Image
If you think you gon' slanderize my name
You done lost your mind
I ain't got time for all these games
Bitch!
you got the wrong bitch
User avatar
London. HOEdon
M O D
M O D
Reactions:
Posts: 16389
Joined: 23 February 2016

October 12th, 2017, 4:13 pm

BYC wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 4:13 pm
London. wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 4:12 pm
Can't tell if trap.

Image

its what we make it.

Image

Will you make me homeless?

Image
User avatar
Silence.
Fighter @ x/RED
Reactions:
Posts: 6737
Joined: 24 February 2016

October 12th, 2017, 4:14 pm

.

I have no idea what you're all talking about and need a fresh start.

Close it. Fat.

Image
User avatar
SuperG
Fighter @ x/RED
Reactions:
Posts: 1875
Joined: 29 June 2017
Age: 32

October 12th, 2017, 4:14 pm

London. wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 4:12 pm
BYC wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 4:08 pm

Come work for me.


Image
Can't tell if trap.

Image

Don't you have faith in the power of 'BLondon' sis?

Image
User avatar
BYC #LikeIDo
M O D
M O D
Reactions:
Posts: 14450
Joined: 26 February 2016

October 12th, 2017, 4:16 pm

London. wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 4:13 pm

Will you make me homeless?

Image

You'll always have a place in my heart, sis

Image
If you think you gon' slanderize my name
You done lost your mind
I ain't got time for all these games
Bitch!
you got the wrong bitch
User avatar
WalkAway
Fighter @ x/RED
Reactions:
Posts: 20617
Joined: 24 February 2016
Age: 50

October 12th, 2017, 4:18 pm

London. wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 4:07 pm
SuperG wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 3:39 pm
Wait @London you girls can send a TEXT to call in sick? In my office, you have to call in and put on a sick voice. I've got mine down to a science.

Image
SCREAMING! My boss and I just have that relationship. Send in a cute "I'm not feeling well, I will 'work from home'" text and go back to bed.

Image

About to just leave now. Am getting nothing done so why even pretend to sit at my desk for another 45 minutes?

Image
User avatar
London. HOEdon
M O D
M O D
Reactions:
Posts: 16389
Joined: 23 February 2016

October 12th, 2017, 4:18 pm

SuperG wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 4:14 pm
London. wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 4:12 pm
Can't tell if trap.

Image

Don't you have faith in the power of 'BLondon' sis?

Image
This mischievous Ciara gif throws off our bond. Can't read her signal clearly today.

Image
User avatar
WalkAway
Fighter @ x/RED
Reactions:
Posts: 20617
Joined: 24 February 2016
Age: 50

October 12th, 2017, 4:19 pm

Wait that gif is Ciara?! :rip: Thought it was some Real Housewife or something :rip: Was just looping I Bet and Dance Like We're ... [mention]AintNoOtherMe[/mention] :shook:
User avatar
SuperG
Fighter @ x/RED
Reactions:
Posts: 1875
Joined: 29 June 2017
Age: 32

October 12th, 2017, 4:21 pm

Who's doing the next thread girls?

Image
User avatar
London. HOEdon
M O D
M O D
Reactions:
Posts: 16389
Joined: 23 February 2016

October 12th, 2017, 4:22 pm

SuperG wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 4:21 pm
Who's doing the next thread girls?

Image
*everyone turns to D'Avney*

Image
User avatar
BYC #LikeIDo
M O D
M O D
Reactions:
Posts: 14450
Joined: 26 February 2016

October 12th, 2017, 4:22 pm

WalkAway wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 4:18 pm
Am getting nothing done so why even pretend to sit at my desk for another 45 minutes?

Image

Call me out a bit.

Image
If you think you gon' slanderize my name
You done lost your mind
I ain't got time for all these games
Bitch!
you got the wrong bitch
User avatar
WalkAway
Fighter @ x/RED
Reactions:
Posts: 20617
Joined: 24 February 2016
Age: 50

October 12th, 2017, 4:23 pm

Ok am out. Will get an early start to my fat deletion at the gym.

Image
User avatar
SuperG
Fighter @ x/RED
Reactions:
Posts: 1875
Joined: 29 June 2017
Age: 32

October 12th, 2017, 4:28 pm

London. wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 4:22 pm
SuperG wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 4:21 pm
Who's doing the next thread girls?

Image
*everyone turns to D'Avney*

Image

I would do it but my bleeding scalp is still recovering from the reaction my last one garnered.

Image
User avatar
London. HOEdon
M O D
M O D
Reactions:
Posts: 16389
Joined: 23 February 2016

October 12th, 2017, 4:29 pm

SuperG wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 4:28 pm
London. wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 4:22 pm

*everyone turns to D'Avney*

Image

I would do it but my bleeding scalp is still recovering from the reaction my last one garnered.

Image
What was the last one you did sis? Take a chance. Redeem yourself! Do it when [mention]BYC[/mention] clocks out.

Image
User avatar
Crystal
'17 Supporter @ x/RED
Reactions:
Posts: 14126
Joined: 24 February 2016
Age: 24

October 12th, 2017, 4:29 pm

London. wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 4:07 pm
SuperG wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 3:39 pm
Wait [mention]London[/mention] you girls can send a TEXT to call in sick? In my office, you have to call in and put on a sick voice. I've got mine down to a science.

Image
SCREAMING! My boss and I just have that relationship. Send in a cute "I'm not feeling well, I will 'work from home'" text and go back to bed.

Image

I do this too :roll:
avatar by dinvy!
User avatar
SuperG
Fighter @ x/RED
Reactions:
Posts: 1875
Joined: 29 June 2017
Age: 32

October 12th, 2017, 4:32 pm

London. wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 4:29 pm
SuperG wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 4:28 pm

I would do it but my bleeding scalp is still recovering from the reaction my last one garnered.

Image
What was the last one you did sis? Take a chance. Redeem yourself! Do it when [mention]BYC[/mention] clocks out.

Image

The Shady Divas edition sis. It was ahead of its time and the girls did not appreciate or deserve its artistry.

Image
User avatar
D'Avi G O L
'18 Supporter @ x/RED
'18 Supporter @ x/RED
Reactions:
Posts: 17449
Joined: 24 February 2016
Age: 29

October 12th, 2017, 4:43 pm

Jimmyboy wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 3:02 pm
I read "Muvva " and immediately think of an old motherly woman
Yasss! An older, wiser, woman who got her ish together.

Like Viola Davis, Angela Basset, [mention]BYC[/mention], etc...
GOL / G.O.L. [gee-oh-el or, often, gol] Gagging out loud; Giggling out loud: used as a response to something funny or throw the slightest of shade to a rather dull comment.

Avi By: MartinE
User avatar
Jimmyboy Verified
'18 Supporter @ x/RED
'18 Supporter @ x/RED
Reactions:
Posts: 13875
Joined: 24 February 2016
Age: 35

October 12th, 2017, 4:48 pm

D'Avi wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 4:43 pm
Jimmyboy wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 3:02 pm
I read "Muvva " and immediately think of an old motherly woman
Yasss! An older, wiser, woman who got her ish together.

Like Viola Davis, Angela Basset, [mention]BYC[/mention], etc...
All women of age, are you saying BYC is old?
User avatar
D'Avi G O L
'18 Supporter @ x/RED
'18 Supporter @ x/RED
Reactions:
Posts: 17449
Joined: 24 February 2016
Age: 29

October 12th, 2017, 4:48 pm

May do the next thread tomorrow girls. Work has been dead and I give no fucks my last week. Gol
GOL / G.O.L. [gee-oh-el or, often, gol] Gagging out loud; Giggling out loud: used as a response to something funny or throw the slightest of shade to a rather dull comment.

Avi By: MartinE
User avatar
D'Avi G O L
'18 Supporter @ x/RED
'18 Supporter @ x/RED
Reactions:
Posts: 17449
Joined: 24 February 2016
Age: 29

October 12th, 2017, 4:50 pm

Jimmyboy wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 4:48 pm
D'Avi wrote:
October 12th, 2017, 4:43 pm
Yasss! An older, wiser, woman who got her ish together.

Like Viola Davis, Angela Basset, [mention]BYC[/mention], etc...
All women of age, are you saying BYC is old?
Older than me. Wiser than the rest of these girls, so yes Muvva fits her :icant:

Jimmy is clearly trying to mess

Image
GOL / G.O.L. [gee-oh-el or, often, gol] Gagging out loud; Giggling out loud: used as a response to something funny or throw the slightest of shade to a rather dull comment.

Avi By: MartinE
User avatar
StopIt!
Fighter @ x/RED
Reactions:
Posts: 2376
Joined: 26 February 2016
Age: 26

October 12th, 2017, 7:22 pm

I present to you a Legend

Locked