The Official U R B A N Thread #9 The British Soul Edition

Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, & Talent...
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August 2nd, 2017, 4:14 pm

Maleficent wrote:
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I actually did hungarian folklore dancing for 10 years :noway:

I do have nice legs and i always walk straight cause of dance!!
I can attest to this :O
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August 2nd, 2017, 4:16 pm

Chastity McFucknuggets wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 4:13 pm
Jimmyboy wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 4:01 pm
Well, seeing how everybody but you understood DairyQueen, I'd say you're the one with the issue.

And lol, I am using Duolingo to learn French, 16% fluid as of today, apparently :rip:
Here's one you can learn - "Ta mère est une putain"
T'es une pute!!!
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August 2nd, 2017, 4:18 pm

Jimmyboy wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 4:16 pm
Chastity McFucknuggets wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 4:13 pm

Here's one you can learn - "Ta mère est une putain"
T'es une pute!!!
c'est bien le moins qu'on puisse dire...
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August 2nd, 2017, 4:19 pm

Chastity McFucknuggets wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 4:18 pm
Jimmyboy wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 4:16 pm
T'es une pute!!!
c'est bien le moins qu'on puisse dire...
Bitch, I am merely able to put together simple sentences like I eat an apple and such :rip:
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August 2nd, 2017, 4:22 pm

Wow jimmy so classy!!! Didnt know mexicans speak more languages
Know first who you are, and then adorn yourself accordingly.
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August 2nd, 2017, 4:24 pm

D'Avi wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 4:14 pm
Maleficent wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 4:13 pm
I actually did hungarian folklore dancing for 10 years :noway:

I do have nice legs and i always walk straight cause of dance!!
I can attest to this :O
I second that.
Why you still talking 'bout me like we together?
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You moved on to whoever
I was down for whatever and then some
You gon' make me late to work again

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August 2nd, 2017, 4:25 pm

NewAgenda wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 4:24 pm
D'Avi wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 4:14 pm
I can attest to this :O
I second that.
You getting the picky bops too? :O
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August 2nd, 2017, 4:28 pm

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If you think you gon' slanderize my name
You done lost your mind
I ain't got time for all these games
Bitch!
you got the wrong bitch
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August 2nd, 2017, 4:46 pm

Maleficent wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 4:22 pm
Wow jimmy so classy!!! Didnt know mexicans speak more languages
Fuck you, Maleficunt Trump
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August 2nd, 2017, 4:54 pm

BYC can you make a new thread just using that one gif?

Should suffice and would be a hit.

Thank you :kiss:
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August 2nd, 2017, 5:01 pm

Jimmyboy wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 4:11 pm
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August 2nd, 2017, 4:04 pm
Ben voyons...

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Vete a la verga :)
Sale pute mal-baisée; tu mérites vraiment de crever la gueule ouverte.

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August 2nd, 2017, 5:04 pm

Notthingham wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 5:01 pm
Jimmyboy wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 4:11 pm

Vete a la verga :)
Sale pute mal-baisée; tu mérites vraiment de crever la gueule ouverte.

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Tu madre debio haberte tragado :)
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August 2nd, 2017, 5:05 pm

10 minutes sur duolingo et ça croit maîtriser le français... certains feraient mieux de s'assoir sur un gode-bras et tourner jusqu'à que leurs culs putrides les lâchent enfin. Trop de zizis dans la bouche tue le truc, quoi. S'en est malaisant.
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August 2nd, 2017, 5:07 pm

Jimmyboy wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 5:04 pm
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Sale pute mal-baisée; tu mérites vraiment de crever la gueule ouverte.

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Tu madre debio haberte tragado :)
The gag is, I'm actually fluent in Mexican and I don't need Google translate to understand it.

Pas de chance, je suis polyglotte.

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August 2nd, 2017, 5:28 pm

Notthingham wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 5:07 pm
Jimmyboy wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 5:04 pm
Tu madre debio haberte tragado :)
The gag is, I'm actually fluent in Mexican and I don't need Google translate to understand it.

Pas de chance, je suis polyglotte.

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OMG!

And it's Spanish, not Mexican.
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August 2nd, 2017, 6:57 pm

D'Avi wrote:
August 1st, 2017, 11:43 am
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Seems like you have a lil built up tension, sis. Are you taking it out on anyone? I saw NewAgenda told you to come over
May need to message GayAgenda a bit and see what she's about :O
Hmmm. Two bottoms, should be interesting..
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August 2nd, 2017, 7:01 pm

Mack. wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 6:57 pm
D'Avi wrote:
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May need to message GayAgenda a bit and see what she's about :O
Hmmm. Two bottoms, should be interesting..
Would you like to be the third Momma Mack?
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August 2nd, 2017, 7:15 pm

D'Avi wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 7:01 pm
Mack. wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 6:57 pm

Hmmm. Two bottoms, should be interesting..
Would you like to be the third Momma Mack?

The first thing that came to mind when I saw Momma Mack was......

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August 2nd, 2017, 7:16 pm

D'Avi wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 7:01 pm
Mack. wrote:
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Hmmm. Two bottoms, should be interesting..
Would you like to be the third Momma Mack?
Oooh a Mack Sandwich sounds hot. I got enough to make up for your short-comings, no worries sis.
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August 2nd, 2017, 7:17 pm

How many centimeters would you consider L size dick? Too many people put size: XL and L when they should be in S or M category

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August 2nd, 2017, 7:21 pm

AintNoOtherMe wrote:
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How many centimeters would you consider L size dick? Too many people put size: XL and L when they should be in S or M category

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Shots fired!!!


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August 2nd, 2017, 7:23 pm

DQC wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 7:21 pm
AintNoOtherMe wrote:
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How many centimeters would you consider L size dick? Too many people put size: XL and L when they should be in S or M category

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Shots fired!!!


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August 2nd, 2017, 7:23 pm

WalkAway wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 3:45 pm
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August 2nd, 2017, 2:55 pm
omg each of you a Christina fragrance!!!! wait imma save that for the next royals lmfao
Good luck with booking that stage you speak of.

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August 2nd, 2017, 7:24 pm

Jimmyboy wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 3:52 pm
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August 2nd, 2017, 3:50 pm
You know "the" and "they" are different words right?

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There is a "," missing from your post, right between "words" and "right", otherwise your sentence should have started with a "Do you", no?
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August 2nd, 2017, 7:27 pm

Mack. wrote:
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Would you like to be the third Momma Mack?
Oooh a Mack Sandwich sounds hot. I got enough to make up for your short-comings, no worries sis.
I hope you have enough buns to pass around sis. This overt masculinity just screams you want that bussy teased :fan:
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August 2nd, 2017, 7:38 pm

When GayAgenda and I tag team Mack.

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August 2nd, 2017, 10:30 pm

NewAgenda wrote:
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I can attest to this :O
I second that.
I third it.
Regrets collect like old friends / Here to relive your darkest moments
I can see no way, I can see no way / And all of the ghouls come out to play
And every demon wants his pound of flesh / But I like to keep some things to myself
I like to keep my issues strong / It's always darkest before the dawn
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August 2nd, 2017, 10:31 pm

also, for once, I'm around and available.

Next topic, finally, on me, coming in a bit.
Regrets collect like old friends / Here to relive your darkest moments
I can see no way, I can see no way / And all of the ghouls come out to play
And every demon wants his pound of flesh / But I like to keep some things to myself
I like to keep my issues strong / It's always darkest before the dawn
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August 2nd, 2017, 10:34 pm

jorge. wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 10:30 pm
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August 2nd, 2017, 4:24 pm

I second that.
I third it.
PMing your BF

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August 2nd, 2017, 10:42 pm

Mack. wrote:
August 2nd, 2017, 6:57 pm
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August 1st, 2017, 11:43 am
May need to message GayAgenda a bit and see what she's about :O
Hmmm. Two bottoms, should be interesting..
Let's make it three bottoms since you have a booty dew.

My hole is exit only.
Why you still talking 'bout me like we together?
I moved on for the better
You moved on to whoever
I was down for whatever and then some
You gon' make me late to work again

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