Official Urban Thread No. 28: The Heavenly Tribute (RIP Queen Aretha)

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September 18th, 2018, 1:11 am

Silence. wrote:
September 17th, 2018, 11:51 pm
You're really making sleeping with a man in an open relationship into a thing? Sis that's literally what open relationships are there for, to provide us with f-buddies. Sit on it and be blessed



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Right? Like, karma, why? They are both into it, so Londhoe is not really doing any damage.

Just get into the room, bend over, get on your fours, and then walk out when you are done.
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September 18th, 2018, 3:48 am

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So @xtuna sis...the chronicles of HOEdon continue.

Got invited to a hurricane party yesterday afternoon. I suppose all the gays in the city were restless and needed to get out. 'Twas a house party stock full Miss-Girls...a few cuties peppered throughout tho.

Me being the regulation hottie that I am, got plenty of attention...almost at the risk of actually getting the reputation of a hoe. But forreal...i don't play that. I just like the attention. What can I say?

There's this pretty popular couple here in my city that almost everyone knows of. One of them I find EXTREMELY attractive, but am a good christian girl and don't believe him wrecking homes. HOWEVER, he was flirting with me HARD. I've been to parties at their house and seen them at other parties. Last night, I got my CONFIRMATION that they indeed are open/swingers. B/c the one I've always been attracted to was on me like white on rice with his boo there.

Not to mention later on when we ended up at a bar, his boo was FULL-ON making out with this random guy...mind you they're engaged. He forced me to take his number and I was like "BUT YOU'RE ENGAGED" and he shushed me and said "don't worry yourself about that." What is a girl supposed to do?

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Not only that, but this couple also invited a CUTE friend of theirs, who showed up a bit later, to the party . He is actually single and recently moved to the city and definitely asked for the digits and wants to hang out. I'm thinking sir...you're cute, but do you know your engaged friend has been eye-fuQ'n me all night?! Let me be very clear (@R0K), The engaged hottie has always been a crush of mine, but I just don't know if I have the indecency to go there. Even though they're clearly as open @D'Avi's bussy on a rainy day.

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Lastly, when everyone all ended up at the bar, I ran into this cutie I recently matched with on Tinder some days ago. Obviously, he urged for my number after buying me a shot and said he wants to do a taco Tuesday TOMORROW!

How is a bitch supposed to even keep up?!

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I go from having no one, to a complete roster all within 5 hours. Hoedon is BACK IN BUSINESS, baby!

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And you claimed I was the urban @R0K. Look in the mirror, baby girl.

I am a reborn again monogamous.
MTE [Mention]ROK.[/Mention]don is real. Let's pray together sis.

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September 18th, 2018, 8:45 am

Silence. wrote:
September 17th, 2018, 11:51 pm
You're really making sleeping with a man in an open relationship into a thing? Sis that's literally what open relationships are there for, to provide us with f-buddies. Sit on it and be blessed



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LMAO! I knew you'd come through for me, bb. :funny:
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September 18th, 2018, 9:36 am

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We lovingly dedicate the
28th Official Urban Thread
to the living memory of



The Queen of Soul
Ms. Aretha Louise Franklin
1942-2018


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We channel the choir of angels to give
Ms. Franklin
the heavenly tribute she so richly deserves
but, unfortunately, has yet to fully receive



Order of Celebration
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Love the OP, sis, well done! :tellmemore:

I too didn't immediately get these people are all RIP. :icant: :funny: Lovely collection of legends!
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September 18th, 2018, 10:24 am

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September 18th, 2018, 9:36 am
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September 17th, 2018, 12:16 pm
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We lovingly dedicate the
28th Official Urban Thread
to the living memory of



The Queen of Soul
Ms. Aretha Louise Franklin
1942-2018


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We channel the choir of angels to give
Ms. Franklin
the heavenly tribute she so richly deserves
but, unfortunately, has yet to fully receive



Order of Celebration
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Love the OP, sis, well done! :tellmemore:

I too didn't immediately get these people are all RIP. :icant: :funny: Lovely collection of legends!
So glad you like it, sis! Yes, such a rich legacy represented here! :heart:
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September 18th, 2018, 12:52 pm

Jimmyboy wrote:
September 18th, 2018, 1:11 am
Silence. wrote:
September 17th, 2018, 11:51 pm
You're really making sleeping with a man in an open relationship into a thing? Sis that's literally what open relationships are there for, to provide us with f-buddies. Sit on it and be blessed



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Right? Like, karma, why? They are both into it, so Londhoe is not really doing any damage.

Just get into the room, bend over, get on your fours, and then walk out when you are done.
Yeah, my main questions and concerns are really more about logistics and practicalities: What are the sanitation and hygiene methods? A bitch would need to examine verified results of a double-blind study before signing up for any of this shit.

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September 18th, 2018, 12:54 pm

xtuna wrote:
September 18th, 2018, 12:52 pm
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September 18th, 2018, 1:11 am

Right? Like, karma, why? They are both into it, so Londhoe is not really doing any damage.

Just get into the room, bend over, get on your fours, and then walk out when you are done.
Yeah, my main questions and concerns are really more about logistics and practicalities: What are the sanitation and hygiene methods? A bitch would need to examine verified results of a double-blind study before signing up for any of this shit.

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As long as condoms are used, and London hoses himself internally prior, who cares about logistics? This is just a fuck, not a commercial contract
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September 18th, 2018, 1:04 pm

Someone update me on London’s Arc a bit.
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September 18th, 2018, 1:05 pm

Jimmyboy wrote:
September 18th, 2018, 12:54 pm
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Yeah, my main questions and concerns are really more about logistics and practicalities: What are the sanitation and hygiene methods? A bitch would need to examine verified results of a double-blind study before signing up for any of this shit.

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As long as condoms are used, and London hoses himself internally prior, who cares about logistics? This is just a fuck, not a commercial contract
Oh, sis, we definitely agree on #SafetyFirst. :nod: But to me, every HoeDownE is a contract of sorts, and I am merely suggesting that my client ThotDon insist on some basic terms (whichever terms are most important to her) before strapping on her dancing shoes.

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September 18th, 2018, 1:05 pm

Oh em eff gee
Wtf is going on in here gurls?
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September 18th, 2018, 1:07 pm

I hate you all! :funny:
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September 18th, 2018, 1:08 pm

Anyway Thotdon’s Minnie moo ([mention]T!na[/mention]) is safe for now. OR cutie is a flight attendant (should also explain a lot :rip:) and is in Oregon rn.
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September 18th, 2018, 1:09 pm

OR = open relationship lol
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September 18th, 2018, 1:09 pm

London. wrote:
September 18th, 2018, 1:08 pm
Anyway Thotdon’s Minnie moo ([mention]T!na[/mention]) is safe for now. OR cutie is a flight attendant (should also explain a lot :rip:) and is in Oregon rn.
What kind of R0Kdon. mess of a comment.

Come home Lon come HOME!!
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September 18th, 2018, 1:12 pm

London. wrote:
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Anyway Thotdon’s Minnie moo ([mention]T!na[/mention]) is safe for now. OR cutie is a flight attendant (should also explain a lot :rip:) and is in Oregon rn.
But is OR guy's minnie moo safe from TopDon, though? As of last week, we now have MULTIPLE areas of concern. :rip:

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September 18th, 2018, 1:34 pm

London. wrote:
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Anyway Thotdon’s Minnie moo ([mention]T!na[/mention]) is safe for now. OR cutie is a flight attendant (should also explain a lot :rip:) and is in Oregon rn.
Even starting to speak like Rok sis?

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September 18th, 2018, 1:39 pm

Lydekane wrote:
September 18th, 2018, 1:34 pm
London. wrote:
September 18th, 2018, 1:08 pm
Anyway Thotdon’s Minnie moo ([mention]T!na[/mention]) is safe for now. OR cutie is a flight attendant (should also explain a lot :rip:) and is in Oregon rn.
Even starting to speak like Rok sis?

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Wait til the Christina concert. Full skeleton Key realness will commence. :rip:
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September 18th, 2018, 2:00 pm

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COME ON, RAIN!
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September 18th, 2018, 3:00 pm

London. wrote:
September 18th, 2018, 1:08 pm
Anyway Thotdon’s Minnie moo ([mention]T!na[/mention]) is safe for now. OR cutie is a flight attendant (should also explain a lot :rip:) and is in Oregon rn.
would loves an insight into OR's DNA rifle situation! a fully automatic AK47 or a pocket pistol? keep me posted, my love! xxx
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September 18th, 2018, 3:46 pm

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I feel your judgement, sisterYC. Don't give up on me just yet. :shook:
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September 18th, 2018, 4:20 pm

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I feel your judgement, sisterYC. Don't give up on me just yet. :shook:
Sis, please. When she comes with that level of judgment, she's Mama BreakYoCulowithawoodenspoon, not your "sister."

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September 18th, 2018, 4:30 pm

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Right sis? Not the Urban gals needing to order Holy water by the gallon!

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September 18th, 2018, 4:40 pm

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Right sis? Not the Urban gals needing to order Holy water by the gallon!

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I think [mention]London.[/mention] has been hanging out too much with the Demons/ Omarosa dumb folks a bit too much.
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September 18th, 2018, 5:04 pm

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Right sis? Not the Urban gals needing to order Holy water by the gallon!

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I think @London. has been hanging out too much with the Demons/ Omarosa dumb folks a bit too much.
It’s quite DisgustEng. Fingers crossed that she doesn’t end up in Aunt Tammie land. :icant:
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September 18th, 2018, 10:23 pm

D'Avi wrote:
September 18th, 2018, 5:04 pm
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I think @London. has been hanging out too much with the Demons/ Omarosa dumb folks a bit too much.
It’s quite DisgustEng. Fingers crossed that she doesn’t end up in Aunt Tammie land. :icant:
Would never! :ziggy:
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September 18th, 2018, 11:14 pm

The Noname album is soooooooooo good! Even better than her last! How are you liking it? [mention]D’Avi[/mention] [mention]NewAgenda[/mention]
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September 19th, 2018, 7:03 am

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The Noname album is soooooooooo good! Even better than her last! How are you liking it? [mention]D’Avi[/mention] [mention]NewAgenda[/mention]
Yes!!! I was gonna ask if you listened yet. I’m obsessed with Ace atm :icant:
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September 19th, 2018, 7:07 am

Not Queen slaying me again with another pic.
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September 19th, 2018, 8:36 am

[mention]Kitana[/mention] what we’re you fav tracks?

Mine:
Self
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Window
Regal
Montego Bae
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With You

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“Window” sounds like it should’ve been off of Janelle Monae’s “ArchAndroid” album. :icant:
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