The Official URBAN Thread #27: The Sick of Sittin' Edition

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August 10th, 2018, 11:16 am

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August 10th, 2018, 11:14 am
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I'm steady refreshing Twitter for viral video of the incident, which will forever be remembered as "listen, you white cunt"-gate 2018.

I think once I go in the other girls might wanna tap in for a round.

They know I can’t stand ha. :icant:

Yes, lead the girls into temptation, sis, but don't be too proud to run when the cops show up.
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August 10th, 2018, 11:16 am

Not yall being stressed today. Im in my office like

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If you think you gon' slanderize my name
You done lost your mind
I ain't got time for all these games
Bitch!
you got the wrong bitch
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August 10th, 2018, 11:19 am

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D'Avi bih...the heat up there can't be any worse that the humid hell we live in down south.

I don’t know how you do it. I would be a sourpuss everyday of my life in the south.

Like how does Swampdon deal?!?!? :icant:
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August 10th, 2018, 11:20 am

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Not yall being stressed today. Im in my office like

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Are you gliding through this Friday Muvva?
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August 10th, 2018, 11:21 am

London. wrote:
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D'Avi bih...the heat up there can't be any worse that the humid hell we live in down south.

That's the problem, sis. These northern girls are not built to withstand the harshest of weather conditions. It's a little bit like how we all perish down here any time it snows a centimeter.

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August 10th, 2018, 11:22 am

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Are you gliding through this Friday Muvva?

Ever have one of those days where you just choose to laugh at everything bcuz if not you might cuss somebody out? Thats what I'm doing, sis. Its Friday. Going to work out after work and then one of my friends is coming over and we are going to have pizza and drink the night away. I havent seen her in a while. Boo will be back sometime tomorrow. Muvva is carefree.

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You done lost your mind
I ain't got time for all these games
Bitch!
you got the wrong bitch
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August 10th, 2018, 11:24 am

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Are you gliding through this Friday Muvva?

Ever have one of those days where you just choose to laugh at everything bcuz if not you might cuss somebody out? Thats what I'm doing, sis. Its Friday. Going to work out after work and then one of my friends is coming over and we are going to have pizza and drink the night away. I havent seen her in a while. Boo will be back sometime tomorrow. Muvva is carefree.

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I want your night. :cry:
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August 10th, 2018, 11:26 am

London. wrote:
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D'Avi bih...the heat up there can't be any worse that the humid hell we live in down south.

The weather is gorgeous in the Chi. High 70’s and low 80’s. Apparently the past weekend was hot, but I wasn’t here.
Why you still talking 'bout me like we together?
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I was down for whatever and then some
You gon' make me late to work again

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August 10th, 2018, 11:26 am

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I want your night. :cry:

Come down, sis. Lets have a little Liberation karaoke.

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August 10th, 2018, 11:30 am

D'Avi wrote:
August 10th, 2018, 11:19 am
London. wrote:
August 10th, 2018, 11:15 am
D'Avi bih...the heat up there can't be any worse that the humid hell we live in down south.

I don’t know how you do it. I would be a sourpuss everyday of my life in the south.

Like how does Swampdon deal?!?!? :icant:

My friends hate me during Summer, b/c I never come out..and if I do...I'm always complaining. I be perched up under the AC as if it were my man.

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August 10th, 2018, 11:32 am

BYC wrote:
August 10th, 2018, 11:26 am
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August 10th, 2018, 11:24 am

I want your night. :cry:

Come down, sis. Lets have a little Liberation karaoke.

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First song Accelerate?
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August 10th, 2018, 11:35 am

I challenge D’Avi to a dance battle to 2 Chainz’s verse.
Why you still talking 'bout me like we together?
I moved on for the better
You moved on to whoever
I was down for whatever and then some
You gon' make me late to work again

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August 10th, 2018, 11:35 am

[mention]Kitana[/mention] have you found new employment?
Why you still talking 'bout me like we together?
I moved on for the better
You moved on to whoever
I was down for whatever and then some
You gon' make me late to work again

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August 10th, 2018, 11:35 am

London. wrote:
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First song Accelerate?


Fall in Line...shes going to be Demi at the BBMAs

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August 10th, 2018, 11:37 am

London. wrote:
August 10th, 2018, 11:30 am
D'Avi wrote:
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I don’t know how you do it. I would be a sourpuss everyday of my life in the south.

Like how does Swampdon deal?!?!? :icant:

My friends hate me during Summer, b/c I never come out..and if I do...I'm always complaining. I be perched up under the AC as if it were my man.

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Would be doing the same.

I will see y’all when it’s cool out.
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August 10th, 2018, 11:38 am

London. wrote:
August 10th, 2018, 11:32 am
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Come down, sis. Lets have a little Liberation karaoke.

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Pipe is on deck.

Hold the Excel please.
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August 10th, 2018, 11:42 am

D'Avi wrote:
August 10th, 2018, 11:38 am
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First song Accelerate?


Pipe is on deck.

Hold the Excel please.

Freak Me is on my new music playlist. Am kinda boppin a bit.
If you think you gon' slanderize my name
You done lost your mind
I ain't got time for all these games
Bitch!
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August 10th, 2018, 11:47 am

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Pipe is on deck.

Hold the Excel please.

Freak Me is on my new music playlist. Am kinda boppin a bit.


Would personally pay you to wind to it. :icant:

[mention]London.[/mention] will you chip in?
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August 10th, 2018, 11:48 am

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[mention]Kitana[/mention] have you found new employment?
Lol no, I’m going to stick with it for a year or else I have to reimburse the moving bonus they gave me. I also think it would have looked bad if I stayed at my first job for less than a year.

How was Australia (or New Zealand)? Did you hang out with [mention]Martiney[/mention]?
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August 10th, 2018, 11:53 am

D'Avi wrote:
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Freak Me is on my new music playlist. Am kinda boppin a bit.


Would personally pay you to wind to it. :icant:

[mention]London.[/mention] will you chip in?

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August 10th, 2018, 12:00 pm

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Would personally pay you to wind to it. :icant:

@London. will you chip in?

Best save those coinTs until we know whether Susan will succeed in getting you fired. Anyway, you know good and well Miss [mention]BYC[/mention] will wind for free once she's halfway through that bottle tonight.

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August 10th, 2018, 12:18 pm

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Anyway, you know good and well Miss [mention]BYC[/mention] will wind for free once she's halfway through that bottle tonight.

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What kinda thot do you take me for. Sisterhood cancelled.

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August 10th, 2018, 12:21 pm

I was gonna say, Muvva does not slim to the rest of us thots.

Was hoping to throw a coinT a two for the sisters enjoyment. :icant:
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August 10th, 2018, 12:27 pm

BYC wrote:
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Anyway, you know good and well Miss [mention]BYC[/mention] will wind for free once she's halfway through that bottle tonight.

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What kinda thot do you take me for. Sisterhood cancelled.

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Just so I'm clear, was it the winding that offended you, or the doing it for free?

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August 10th, 2018, 12:31 pm

xtuna wrote:
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Just so I'm clear, was it the winding that offended you, or the doing it for free?

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Certainly the doing it for free.

*Plays Drake - For Free in the background*


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August 10th, 2018, 12:35 pm

Don’t you guys have work to do or something? Those toilets won’t clean up on their own
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August 10th, 2018, 12:39 pm

D'Avi wrote:
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I was gonna say, Muvva does not slim to the rest of us thots.

Was hoping to throw a coinT a two for the sisters enjoyment. :icant:

Mess @ you pimping me out.


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August 10th, 2018, 12:41 pm

BYC wrote:
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Just so I'm clear, was it the winding that offended you, or the doing it for free?

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Certainly the doing it for free.

*Plays Drake - For Free in the background*


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Damn, I guess the menu for Ladies Night at Miss [mention]BYC[/mention]'s will feature wine with diamonds in the glass by the case. She stays elevating the game. :shook:

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August 10th, 2018, 12:42 pm

Kitana wrote:
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[mention]Kitana[/mention] have you found new employment?
Lol no, I’m going to stick with it for a year or else I have to reimburse the moving bonus they gave me. I also think it would have looked bad if I stayed at my first job for less than a year.

How was Australia (or New Zealand)? Did you hang out with [mention]Martiney[/mention]?

Good reasoning to remain there for at least a year. You’d likely have to explain that to any company you interview for after. You are more than welcome to come to my company now that the internal drama is over.

I was in New Zealand for 3 weeks at our Auckland location. Then went to Melbourne this past weekend before I returned to Chicago. It was so beautiful, the air is clean and there’s such minor crime compared to Chicago.

My coworkers and I went all over New Zealand which was a great bonding experience. We hiked up a volcano, went to museums, did a boat cruise to the Tasman Sea, did horeseback riding through the valley where they filmed LOTR, went to a vineyard and went to Hobbiton.

Then in Melbourne I went to an animal park and an island that has this really cool penguin parade. It was so cool seeing penguins and wallabies coexisting in their natural habitat. I had this underground view so I could see the penguins waddle from the sea to their burrows. I honestly didn’t want to come back to America.
Why you still talking 'bout me like we together?
I moved on for the better
You moved on to whoever
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You gon' make me late to work again

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August 10th, 2018, 12:44 pm

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Don’t you guys have work to do or something? Those toilets won’t clean up on their own

Damn, we were wondering when you were gonna show up, Jimmybae. :shook:

We tried talking about bar fights, the weather, and even expelling [mention]THE BUNIFAH[/mention], but it was finally [mention]BYC[/mention] winding that brought your ass in.

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